I am back from the dead to guide you towards Pastafarian salvation [View all]

Verily, verily, I say unto thee:

my account was in the valley of death for three months that were like eternity,

and from my celestial abode, I watched and prayed for my brothers pastafarians.

And now I am reborn, which pretty much makes me the Pastafarian Messiah.


Now all please kneel and pray unto me as you should.

Ramen.