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Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
Fri Aug 21, 2015, 09:31 AM Aug 2015

I am back from the dead to guide you towards Pastafarian salvation

Verily, verily, I say unto thee:

my account was in the valley of death for three months that were like eternity,

and from my celestial abode, I watched and prayed for my brothers pastafarians.

And now I am reborn, which pretty much makes me the Pastafarian Messiah.


Now all please kneel and pray unto me as you should.

Ramen.

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I am back from the dead to guide you towards Pastafarian salvation (Original Post) Yorktown Aug 2015 OP
Strap on the colander and get ta postin' PassingFair Aug 2015 #1
Fear not, brother. May my un-peace be unto you. Yorktown Aug 2015 #2
What did you say? AlbertCat Aug 2015 #3
You generally are supposed to... NeoGreen Aug 2015 #4
cook/boil it before you eat it, that way it keeps he noise down... AlbertCat Aug 2015 #5
 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
2. Fear not, brother. May my un-peace be unto you.
Fri Aug 21, 2015, 09:46 AM
Aug 2015

Things are gonna shape up on the deck, or some bosuns are gonna be shark fodder.

Do not f** with the Pastafarian messiah.

So say I.

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
3. What did you say?
Fri Aug 21, 2015, 11:04 AM
Aug 2015

I'm sorry I couldn't hear.... I was busy eating tortellini.

Something about Black Adder?

NeoGreen

(4,033 posts)
4. You generally are supposed to...
Fri Aug 21, 2015, 01:23 PM
Aug 2015

...cook/boil it before you eat it, that way it keeps he noise down...


 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
5. cook/boil it before you eat it, that way it keeps he noise down...
Fri Aug 21, 2015, 01:45 PM
Aug 2015

What?











In a "Strangers with Candy" episode (one where they do an hysterical version of "Raisin in the Sun&quot there's a scene where Jerry's brother is sitting nude at the table dipping uncooked lasagna in a jar of tomato sauce. "Mom didn't do the laundry or cook anything for dinner." I bet it's on YouTube.


Yep here it is! Hysterical! (strangely cropped for some reason.... but you have to buy the episode from Comedy Central.... $1.99!)

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