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Ocelot II

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1. "Consorting with the appliance"!

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Wed Jul 15, 2026, 10:20 AM

Wednesday

If you can't get that kind of action from a sentient being, go for it, but maybe in the privacy of your living room? I guess a vacuum is a more active partner than a couch, at least.

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