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LudwigPastorius

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2. More curses for those who left that good boy.

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Mon Jun 2, 2025, 02:59 PM

Jun 2

May a weird holy man drop a cactus down your shorts.

May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister.

May a diseased yak moisten your Egg McMuffin.

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the cat distribution system was just warming up [View all] catbyte Jun 2 OP

Love the curses for cat abandonment at the end! ihaveaquestion Jun 2 #1

More curses for those who left that good boy. LudwigPastorius Jun 2 #2

And my favorite from Carnack: catbyte Jun 2 #3