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catbyte

(37,027 posts) Mon Jun 2, 2025, 08:20 AM Monday

the cat distribution system was just warming up

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the cat distribution system was just warming up (Original Post) catbyte Monday OP

Love the curses for cat abandonment at the end! ihaveaquestion Monday #1

More curses for those who left that good boy. LudwigPastorius Monday #2

And my favorite from Carnack: catbyte Monday #3

ihaveaquestion

(3,699 posts)

1. Love the curses for cat abandonment at the end!

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Mon Jun 2, 2025, 08:50 AM

Monday

Especially this millennial one...
"I hope your phone only works at a certain angle"

Brilliant!

LudwigPastorius

(12,583 posts)

2. More curses for those who left that good boy.

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Mon Jun 2, 2025, 02:59 PM

Monday

May a weird holy man drop a cactus down your shorts.

May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister.

May a diseased yak moisten your Egg McMuffin.

catbyte

(37,027 posts)

3. And my favorite from Carnack:

Reply to LudwigPastorius (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 2, 2025, 03:20 PM

Monday

"May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits."

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