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45. You know how we expect something deliciously stupid when we see Florida Man

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 09:53 PM

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in the headlines?
That's what folks in other countries expect when they see the headline 'American Man.....!!!!
Trump says he is going to make other countries stop laughing at us -- but he is the biggest joke we have!

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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police [View all] groundloop Thursday OP

Guns don't kill people, dogs with guns kill people? Ocelot II Thursday #1

I'm sorry but LOLOL LearnedHand Thursday #3

I don't know much about guns but I think it should not be loaded when cleaning it biophile Thursday #2

Responsible Gun Owner: "Y'gonna make sure it's unloaded first?" Grokenstein Thursday #9

Cleaning his gun with ammo in the chamber??? Ain't the dogs fault.. Evolve Dammit Thursday #4

Some people just flat out shouldn't be allowed to own guns. groundloop Thursday #6

Always been ok in USA (legally). But yeah, you're right. Lotsa stupid out there. Evolve Dammit Thursday #14

Obvious self defense by the Dog. A gun owner that fucking stupid has probably shot a dog "by accident" before ;) n/t Cheezoholic Thursday #18

Or pets! sdfernando Thursday #42

Or dogs Katcat Thursday #44

" Some people just flat out shouldn't be allowed to own guns." 3catwoman3 Yesterday #51

an impossibility. didn't happen. - - -(nt)- stopdiggin Thursday #12

Hope the Christi dog-judge don't hear @ this Upjumpdadebil Thursday #24

Fuck me, it ain't the dog's fault. Dog should'a looked before jumping on the bed. 3Hotdogs Thursday #31

Dogs don't know how to discharge firearms. Sometimes I wish they did Evolve Dammit Thursday #5

Hope it was bird shot gab13by13 Thursday #7

If only there had been a good dog with a gun nearby . . . SarcasticSatyr Thursday #8

You win! BlueKota 17 hrs ago #62

you do not clean a gun when it is loaded. stopdiggin Thursday #10

"Man's got to know his limitations." Evolve Dammit Thursday #20

Marvelous sdfernando Thursday #43

I hope the poor dog is okay! niyad Thursday #11

This story makes me smile. Who Hassler Thursday #13

You know the cat talked him into it. 2MuchNoise Thursday #15

Thread winner orangecrush 4 hrs ago #70

A likely story. kskiska Thursday #16

Not!!!! FakeNoose Thursday #32

This is a novel twist to "I was cleaning my gun..." rubbersole Thursday #35

Reminds me of a Monk episode BlueKota 17 hrs ago #63

I've never owned a gun, but thought the first rule in cleaning one was to ensure it wasn't loaded. sinkingfeeling Thursday #17

Dog was probably sick and tired of the owner durablend Thursday #19

This should have happened to Kristi Noem FakeNoose Thursday #21

This is what my partner wishes every time her name comes up. Hassin Bin Sober Thursday #29

Guns keep us safe IronLionZion Thursday #22

It was a hunting dog. He had a license. twodogsbarking Thursday #23

So many STOOPID gun owners BaronChocula Thursday #25

I say his kid did the deed. Dog got blamed Pas-de-Calais Thursday #26

Im suspicious too.. BlueWaveNeverEnd Thursday #27

I bet his cat actually did this DBoon Thursday #28

This is the funniest comment!! AverageOldGuy Thursday #39

My little dog would love to do that when her dinner is 5 minutes late. Irish_Dem Thursday #30

Friendly fire Blues Heron Thursday #33

They treat their guns like toys. mwb970 Thursday #34

I don't like to victim blame, but the man should have handed over the num-nums! Behind the Aegis Thursday #36

Darwin Award nominee. Grins Thursday #37

Seriously, Chemical Bill Thursday #40

Having never fired a shotgun myself, I have a question: Is there a muzzle flash like with a handgun? Attilatheblond 16 hrs ago #67

Honorable mention only Blumancru 6 hrs ago #69

You know... ZDU Thursday #38

Stupid people, dogs and guns! Aussie105 Thursday #41

You know how we expect something deliciously stupid when we see Florida Man 70sEraVet Thursday #45

The dog stood his growl. GreenWave Thursday #46

Wait... purr-rat beauty Thursday #47

When asked by the police, the dog said steelyboo Thursday #48

Can we sic that dog on Kristi Noem? Aristus Thursday #49

I feel sympathy for the dog. This must have been very traumatic. thought crime Yesterday #50

Kristy Noem BGRD Yesterday #52

Nothing suspicious about it Coldwater Yesterday #53

I think the dog saw this meme on the internet and decided to take action. generalbetrayus Yesterday #54

Otherwise, he/she was a good dog. OAITW r.2.0 Yesterday #55

Ain't no fun when the dog has got the gun I suppose tornado34jh 23 hrs ago #56

There are no gun accidents. Old Crank 23 hrs ago #57

LOL larwdem 23 hrs ago #58

Man bites Dog! SomewhereInTheMiddle 22 hrs ago #59

Not just loaded, but safety off too? boyedav1969 18 hrs ago #60

Kristi Noem's dog should have done that. zanana1 18 hrs ago #61

When guns are outlawed Blumancru 16 hrs ago #64

Cleaning a shotgun barrel inside requires the removal of shells. You have to be a special kind of stupid twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #65

Wait-- aren't you supposed to ensure your gun isn't loaded RazorbackExpat 16 hrs ago #66

I know Rebl2 15 hrs ago #68