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Aristus

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47. What a bunch of spineless wimps. I wish I was the judge on the case.

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 01:46 PM

Nov 5

"And tell me again what the plaintiff did?"

"He done th'ew a sammich at me!..."

"Case dismissed. And get your putrid, yellow-bellied carcass out of my court room, and slither back into whatever swamp you oozed out of."

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There's a bathroom on the right! (nt) Pinback Nov 4 #28

Philly? Chrysanthemum Nov 5 #57

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"Full Beaver" (or "Frost) Moon! BumRushDaShow Nov 4 #10

He recognized the onion smell UpInArms Nov 4 #2

So they are saying they were tear gassed? twodogsbarking Nov 4 #3

Thread Winner! Clouds Passing Nov 5 #53

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Only at this point in the decline of the US would this Klarkashton Nov 4 #6

Is this the Onion? Cirsium Nov 4 #7

Depending on the verdict BumRushDaShow Nov 4 #9

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I can't beet that Cirsium Nov 4 #22

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Hey! I yam what I yam! BumRushDaShow Nov 5 #56

but said he could feel its impact through the ballistic vest he was wearing! 3825-87867 Nov 4 #11

Low-bid, government-issue vest? SomewhereInTheMiddle Nov 6 #63

As someone who loves onions Diraven Nov 4 #12

I heard this reported on the radio on the way home today and I couldn't stop laughing. ... littlemissmartypants Nov 4 #13

Agent Lairmore Is So Courageous 2na fisherman Nov 4 #14

HaHa! Chrysanthemum Nov 5 #58

And he's allergic to onions, so the "explosion" triggered a wave of sneezing and tearing up and nasal stuffiness TheRickles Nov 4 #15

I don't think the testimony chives with the lunacy of the charges. NBachers Nov 4 #16

I'm laughing so damn hard I can't catch my breath. 2MuchNoise Nov 4 #18

Snowflake. CaptainTruth Nov 4 #20

Definitely! Rebl2 Nov 4 #30

I hope the defense has a ballistics expert testimony nuxvomica Nov 4 #21

Rapid involuntary deconstruction to its component parts. Oh, the humanity! nt SomewhereInTheMiddle Nov 6 #64

Strange...all I smell is pork. And bullshit. Grokenstein Nov 4 #23

They wonder why they are held to such a high level of ridicule from moniss Nov 4 #24

Oh, the humanity! He could smell the onions and mustard. Must be the crime of the century. sinkingfeeling Nov 4 #25

Good thing he was wearing that ballistic vest!!11!! progressoid Nov 4 #26

Oh the horror Rebl2 Nov 4 #29

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Ha! Nothing more vicious than a hard, day old dinner roll. 58Sunliner Nov 4 #35

or a rubber biscuit DBoon Nov 4 #42

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Hung jury. republianmushroom Nov 4 #38

I thought this WAS The Onion, not he "smelled the onion". niyad Nov 4 #39

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Acctivated his armpit? Randomthought Nov 5 #44

if this agent bathed once in a while DBoon Nov 5 #51

Thanks for the beautiful picture. (You folks are really having fun with this one.) efhmc Nov 5 #46

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In the south ... SomewhereInTheMiddle Nov 6 #65

I have had a few "po' boys" over the years! BumRushDaShow Nov 6 #66

What a bunch of spineless wimps. I wish I was the judge on the case. Aristus Nov 5 #47

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Did the onion make him cry? Hekate Nov 5 #62

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