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Botany

(78,360 posts) Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:28 PM Friday

Warning do not read this post if you don't want to be offended by my brain's output. I need help. [View all]

Trump is 80 years old, he is obese, he wears diapers, it is speculated that he has a catheter to
his penis, and from years of drug use his bowels are loose. Is Ms. Harp romantically involved
with Donny?

I need help. That just hit me doing some work outside in 100 degrees F.

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Warning do not read this post if you don't want to be offended by my brain's output. I need help. [View all] Botany Friday OP

I wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole. greatauntoftriplets Friday #1

Same here GAOT! SheltieLover Friday #7

Exactly! greatauntoftriplets Friday #8

How anyone could be in the presence of that boggles my mind SheltieLover Friday #12

"I von't touch heem vith 5'9" Slovenian!" ColoringFool Friday #13

Some in DC say the romance is bunk...she's really an undercover caretaker. nt allegorical oracle Friday #2

That's possible. 2naSalit Friday #4

Eeeeewwwww---"undercover......"! 🛏💤 🙈 ColoringFool Friday #14

Or a Russian operative spying for Putin! kimbutgar Friday #17

... 2naSalit Friday #3

He's insanely rich. Srkdqltr Friday #5

Most powerful woman in the world? jmbar2 Friday #6

Ees foe king deese traction. Kid Berwyn Friday #9

Get into the A/C, drink some water, rest. Beartracks Friday #10

CULT ZDU Friday #11

They could be 'in love' without actually being romantic. Intractable Friday #15

if she wasn't putting out trump would have someone who does. rampartd Friday #16

Naw his mushroom no longer functions Lifeafter70 Friday #18

Of course she is.....so close to power?? Of course she is..... a kennedy Friday #19

The new Eva Braun? Drum Friday #20

The new Eva Braun. This is an example of the wonderful sick minds of DU. Botany Friday #21

😃 Drum Friday #22

If Harp is doing him, SHE needs help. And probably a dose of antibiotics to boot. Vinca Friday #23

Thanks for putting the image of trump's penis in my head! Bayard Friday #24