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Botany

(78,354 posts)
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:28 PM Friday

Warning do not read this post if you don't want to be offended by my brain's output. I need help.

Trump is 80 years old, he is obese, he wears diapers, it is speculated that he has a catheter to
his penis, and from years of drug use his bowels are loose. Is Ms. Harp romantically involved
with Donny?

I need help. That just hit me doing some work outside in 100 degrees F.

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Warning do not read this post if you don't want to be offended by my brain's output. I need help. (Original Post) Botany Friday OP
I wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole. greatauntoftriplets Friday #1
Same here GAOT! SheltieLover Friday #7
Exactly! greatauntoftriplets Friday #8
How anyone could be in the presence of that boggles my mind SheltieLover Friday #12
"I von't touch heem vith 5'9" Slovenian!" ColoringFool Friday #13
Some in DC say the romance is bunk...she's really an undercover caretaker. nt allegorical oracle Friday #2
That's possible. 2naSalit Friday #4
Eeeeewwwww---"undercover......"! 🛏💤 🙈 ColoringFool Friday #14
Or a Russian operative spying for Putin! kimbutgar Friday #17
... 2naSalit Friday #3
He's insanely rich. Srkdqltr Friday #5
Most powerful woman in the world? jmbar2 Friday #6
Ees foe king deese traction. Kid Berwyn Friday #9
Get into the A/C, drink some water, rest. Beartracks Friday #10
CULT ZDU Friday #11
They could be 'in love' without actually being romantic. Intractable Friday #15
if she wasn't putting out trump would have someone who does. rampartd Friday #16
Naw his mushroom no longer functions Lifeafter70 Friday #18
Of course she is.....so close to power?? Of course she is..... a kennedy Friday #19
The new Eva Braun? Drum Friday #20
The new Eva Braun. This is an example of the wonderful sick minds of DU. Botany Friday #21
😃 Drum Friday #22
If Harp is doing him, SHE needs help. And probably a dose of antibiotics to boot. Vinca Friday #23
Thanks for putting the image of trump's penis in my head! Bayard Friday #24

2naSalit

(105,083 posts)
3. ...
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:35 PM
Friday


Probably, sure seems like it. Saw, but didn't read, an article about her brother claiming that there's something wrong with it/her and he's concerned about her being brainwashed or indoctrinated into the cult of magat or something. Said it was not healthy.


jmbar2

(8,289 posts)
6. Most powerful woman in the world?
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:37 PM
Friday

She is manipulating HIM. She writes the texts. Can cause stock markets to drop on a moment's notice, demand huge tributes from corporations, foreign governments. Is she a honeypot?

Kid Berwyn

(25,596 posts)
9. Ees foe king deese traction.
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:42 PM
Friday

Epstein, mostly.

War, Treason, somewhat.

No, it’s not anything anyone would ever do, sleeping with Slabfather, even for all the money and power on the planet. One could never erase the 30 seconds of agony with all the mind bleach in the cabinet of Dr. Sidney Gottlieb.

Beartracks

(14,778 posts)
10. Get into the A/C, drink some water, rest.
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:45 PM
Friday

Clearly, you're on the verge of heatstroke.

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Intractable

(2,630 posts)
15. They could be 'in love' without actually being romantic.
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:58 PM
Friday

She could be attracted to Trump the man, without actually liking him physically.

With all the public scrutiny, I don't think they could pull off actual romance, or even brief sexual encounters.

He had a similar kind of confidant relationship with Hope Hicks.

Botany

(78,354 posts)
21. The new Eva Braun. This is an example of the wonderful sick minds of DU.
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 03:42 PM
Friday

“ Pack light…it won’t be a long stay in the bunker.”

That is a classic.

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