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Orrex

(67,401 posts) Fri May 15, 2026, 07:04 AM May 15

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Humiliated to death on the international stage, though he didn't even realize it?

Crushed to death by a "nation in decline" that he didn't realize is his own doing?

Fatal colon rupture due to an impacted Fetterman?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 15 OP

🌞 Good morning! littlemissmartypants May 15 #1

Great point, Pants! SheltieLover May 15 #9

Satan is getting impatient, after all God gave Donald to him, and he wants him NOW! Joinfortmill May 15 #2

;-{) BIRD DRONE ATTACK Goonch May 15 #3

Yesterday. I really thought it would be yesterday. AllyCat May 15 #4

Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 15 #5

Soon... SheltieLover May 15 #8

We all share your dream... surfered May 15 #11

OK..That's the best "Keeper" ever, ever ! chouchou May 15 #13

would the third one take out both the orange blob AND Fetterman? Because that would be cool. LymphocyteLover May 15 #6

Fatal prolapsed rectum caused by removal of sycophants? SheltieLover May 15 #7

Attacked by red ants while golfing. Chewed his flesh down to the bone. He was bad to the bone. twodogsbarking May 15 #10

Not yet. My google news alerts have not sounded any alarms today. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck May 15 #12

"Elegantly" laid to rest by Xi. 2MuchNoise May 15 #14

Xi garnished tRump's meal with some brainworm parasite larvae Blue Owl May 15 #15

Good one MustLoveBeagles May 15 #24

Humiliated to death when he found out even THIS guy was laughing at him... hlthe2b May 15 #16

Caught hantavirus from an unidentified cabinet member Blumancru May 15 #17

I feel guilty laughing at this one... Person of Interest May 15 #18

Too many winners today to pick one. Thank you everybody. And thanks to St Orrex for helping keep our spirits up. surfered May 15 #19

May St. Orrex of Perpetual Hope's dream cone true rfn! SheltieLover May 15 #26

No but malaise May 15 #20

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m May 15 #21

Post removed Post removed May 15 #22

Sorry to say NO. Seems like bluestarone May 15 #23

trump looks like shit LetMyPeopleVote May 15 #25