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Orrex

(67,399 posts) Fri May 15, 2026, 07:04 AM Friday

Is he dead yet?

Humiliated to death on the international stage, though he didn't even realize it?

Crushed to death by a "nation in decline" that he didn't realize is his own doing?

Fatal colon rupture due to an impacted Fetterman?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Friday OP

🌞 Good morning! littlemissmartypants Friday #1

Great point, Pants! SheltieLover Friday #9

Satan is getting impatient, after all God gave Donald to him, and he wants him NOW! Joinfortmill Friday #2

;-{) BIRD DRONE ATTACK Goonch Friday #3

Yesterday. I really thought it would be yesterday. AllyCat Friday #4

Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Friday #5

Soon... SheltieLover Friday #8

We all share your dream... surfered Friday #11

OK..That's the best "Keeper" ever, ever ! chouchou Friday #13

would the third one take out both the orange blob AND Fetterman? Because that would be cool. LymphocyteLover Friday #6

Fatal prolapsed rectum caused by removal of sycophants? SheltieLover Friday #7

Attacked by red ants while golfing. Chewed his flesh down to the bone. He was bad to the bone. twodogsbarking Friday #10

Not yet. My google news alerts have not sounded any alarms today. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck Friday #12

"Elegantly" laid to rest by Xi. 2MuchNoise Friday #14

Xi garnished tRump's meal with some brainworm parasite larvae Blue Owl Friday #15

Good one MustLoveBeagles Friday #24

Humiliated to death when he found out even THIS guy was laughing at him... hlthe2b Friday #16

Caught hantavirus from an unidentified cabinet member Blumancru Friday #17

I feel guilty laughing at this one... Person of Interest Friday #18

Too many winners today to pick one. Thank you everybody. And thanks to St Orrex for helping keep our spirits up. surfered Friday #19

May St. Orrex of Perpetual Hope's dream cone true rfn! SheltieLover Friday #26

No but malaise Friday #20

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Friday #21

Post removed Post removed Friday #22

Sorry to say NO. Seems like bluestarone Friday #23

trump looks like shit LetMyPeopleVote Friday #25

littlemissmartypants

(34,399 posts)

1. 🌞 Good morning!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:09 AM

Friday

Number three, please.
I'm a fan of 2 for 1 events.

I hope everyone has a lovely day.

Thank you for the discussion, Orrex.

❤️

SheltieLover

(81,750 posts)

9. Great point, Pants!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #1)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:47 AM

Friday

Joinfortmill

(21,679 posts)

2. Satan is getting impatient, after all God gave Donald to him, and he wants him NOW!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:15 AM

Friday

Goonch

(5,603 posts)

3. ;-{) BIRD DRONE ATTACK

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:27 AM

Friday

AllyCat

(18,994 posts)

4. Yesterday. I really thought it would be yesterday.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:27 AM

Friday

Hoping someone else in the pool wins soon.

niyad

(134,058 posts)

5. Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:28 AM

Friday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,750 posts)

8. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:45 AM

Friday

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(14,334 posts)

11. We all share your dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:23 AM

Friday

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

chouchou

(3,317 posts)

13. OK..That's the best "Keeper" ever, ever !

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:48 AM

Friday

LymphocyteLover

(10,166 posts)

6. would the third one take out both the orange blob AND Fetterman? Because that would be cool.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:39 AM

Friday

SheltieLover

(81,750 posts)

7. Fatal prolapsed rectum caused by removal of sycophants?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:44 AM

Friday

twodogsbarking

(19,371 posts)

10. Attacked by red ants while golfing. Chewed his flesh down to the bone. He was bad to the bone.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:01 AM

Friday

QueerDuck

(1,948 posts)

12. Not yet. My google news alerts have not sounded any alarms today. Perhaps tomorrow.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:35 AM

Friday

Fingers crossed.

2MuchNoise

(873 posts)

14. "Elegantly" laid to rest by Xi.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:04 AM

Friday

Blue Owl

(59,635 posts)

15. Xi garnished tRump's meal with some brainworm parasite larvae

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:18 AM

Friday

Then blames it on RFK Jr!

MustLoveBeagles

(17,318 posts)

24. Good one

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #15)

Fri May 15, 2026, 01:15 PM

Friday

hlthe2b

(114,720 posts)

16. Humiliated to death when he found out even THIS guy was laughing at him...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:26 AM

Friday

Blumancru

(307 posts)

17. Caught hantavirus from an unidentified cabinet member

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:30 AM

Friday

….who caught it from a decaying raccoon penis?

Person of Interest

(383 posts)

18. I feel guilty laughing at this one...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:36 AM

Friday

"Fatal colon rupture due to an impacted Fetterman?"

😅😂🤣

surfered

(14,334 posts)

19. Too many winners today to pick one. Thank you everybody. And thanks to St Orrex for helping keep our spirits up.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:42 AM

Friday

SheltieLover

(81,750 posts)

26. May St. Orrex of Perpetual Hope's dream cone true rfn!

Reply to surfered (Reply #19)

Fri May 15, 2026, 06:03 PM

Friday

malaise

(298,052 posts)

20. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 10:04 AM

Friday

The trip may be the last tip

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bluestarone

(22,466 posts)

23. Sorry to say NO. Seems like

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 12:23 PM

Friday

We are out of miracles, i guess!!

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,168 posts)

25. trump looks like shit

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 05:57 PM

Friday

This asshole is not well

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