To all the big-tech ass-kissers traveling to China with Stump, a message from Buzz Aldrin. [View all]

You've turned technology with the potential to benefit mankind into shit.

Yakety Yak,
AND DON'T COME BACK.


Orange Julius:

Take out your phone and blubber trash
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
If you ain't got a social score
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
Yakety yak (don't come back)

Just spend all day in your ball-room
And keep on scrolling like it's doom
Get all Jeffrey Epstein of sight
Or you don't go out Friday night
Yakety yak (don't come back)

You just put on your tinfoil hat
Cuz all your posts make great kompromat
And when you finish doin' that
Bring in Sam Altman for a chat
Yakety yak (don't come back)

Those tech-bro's, they're all crooks
They'll wreck your mind and gorgeous looks
Just tell your buddy Xi Jinping
You want to stay and kiss his ring
Yakety yak (don't come back)

Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak