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hlthe2b

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13. Contemplating that "Presidential Gift" from China's President Xi tomorrow...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:43 AM

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Xi's trade representatives have assured staffers to tell Trump; "Not to worry... I'm sure none of those endangered little bats carry any new COVID-variant... Hell, MAGA, Rand Paul & RFK Jr, said they were not the source anyway, remember? Aren't they cute? Besides, all those trade deals, remember?"

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