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Orrex

(67,378 posts) Tue May 12, 2026, 06:55 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet?

Implemented new Anti-Woke policy by falling asleep? Forever?

Coronary while chasing Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Bent forward to kiss his beloved reflection and drowned in The Reflecting Pool?

Just fucking died already, for literally ANY reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Tuesday OP

;-{) CONSUMED BY TORNADOES Goonch Tuesday #1

Looks like a FF5* rated tornado Blue Owl Tuesday #12

No but malaise Tuesday #2

22-foot, golden statue of trump at one of his Florida golf courses falls over Emile Tuesday #3

there are so many wonderful possibilities of karmic endings for this supreme motherfucker LymphocyteLover Tuesday #6

No, but Coldwater Tuesday #4

at one point I could see him being fatally attracted to his own reflection, but I think now, even he knows LymphocyteLover Tuesday #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #7

We share your dream. Someday soon... surfered Tuesday #9

Soon! SheltieLover Tuesday #10

Sadly not yet, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event today. SheltieLover Tuesday #8

Nope, he just smells that way, all the time. Buddyzbuddy Tuesday #11

Contemplating that "Presidential Gift" from China's President Xi tomorrow... hlthe2b Tuesday #13

That thing looks vicious and strangely cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #15

Those reared by hand actually are cute and friendly little creatures... hlthe2b Tuesday #16

Thanks for the info MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #17

🤣 Joinfortmill Tuesday #14

Went to Fort Knox and had all the gold loaded on Bonejet One. Insisted on piloting the craft alone and crashed into twodogsbarking Tuesday #18

The overused rage-tweeting fingers develop bood clots Wicked Blue Tuesday #19

Soon LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #20

Goonch

(5,569 posts)

1. ;-{) CONSUMED BY TORNADOES

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 06:56 AM

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Blue Owl

(59,603 posts)

12. Looks like a FF5* rated tornado

Reply to Goonch (Reply #1)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:42 AM

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*(Fat Fuck 5)

malaise

(297,869 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:00 AM

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He is stark raving mad

Emile

(43,230 posts)

3. 22-foot, golden statue of trump at one of his Florida golf courses falls over

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:05 AM

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on top of trump, and crushing the old man to death.

LymphocyteLover

(10,132 posts)

6. there are so many wonderful possibilities of karmic endings for this supreme motherfucker

Reply to Emile (Reply #3)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:45 AM

Tuesday

Coldwater

(1,343 posts)

4. No, but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:07 AM

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LymphocyteLover

(10,132 posts)

5. at one point I could see him being fatally attracted to his own reflection, but I think now, even he knows

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:43 AM

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how hideous he looks.

niyad

(133,985 posts)

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:58 AM

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,223 posts)

9. We share your dream. Someday soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:18 AM

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🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(81,663 posts)

10. Soon!

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:18 AM

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🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(81,663 posts)

8. Sadly not yet, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event today.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:18 AM

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Buddyzbuddy

(2,883 posts)

11. Nope, he just smells that way, all the time.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:28 AM

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hlthe2b

(114,644 posts)

13. Contemplating that "Presidential Gift" from China's President Xi tomorrow...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:43 AM

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Xi's trade representatives have assured staffers to tell Trump; "Not to worry... I'm sure none of those endangered little bats carry any new COVID-variant... Hell, MAGA, Rand Paul & RFK Jr, said they were not the source anyway, remember? Aren't they cute? Besides, all those trade deals, remember?"