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Wicked Blue

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14. The Pope, in a mood for mischief, asks him if the bear is Catholic

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 12:32 PM

May 10

and if he, T-rump, sh*ts in the woods.

T-rump's head begins to spin rapidly and falls off.

A fanged demon with orange hair emerges, hissing "I'm replacing Satan. And I'm going to be the greatest Satan of all time. I'm going to put up gold drapes in the flaming ballroom and paint the river Styx blue and ..."

"You're boring as Hell," says the Pope, flinging holy water and watching it vanish in a puff of steam.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 10 OP

;-{) Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of Fire Goonch May 10 #1

Struck down in honor of Mothers' Day? malaise May 10 #2

Wandered off onto the tarmac and sucked into a Frontier Airlines jet engine Blue Owl May 10 #3

You win the thread malaise May 10 #6

Bad news is the engine was completely destroyed beyond repair Blue Owl May 10 #15

... Initech May 10 #19

Gave Melania a card for Mother's Day SocialDemocrat61 May 10 #4

Actually, wrote "To Malaria" by mistake. generalbetrayus May 10 #12

My sole qualification: no_hypocrisy May 10 #5

He really should have to suffer the way he has made others suffer Grim Chieftain May 10 #10

No but malaise May 10 #7

Not yet, but there is still plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur! SheltieLover May 10 #8

Killed by the mothers of his pedophilia victims RainCaster May 10 #9

Has lunch with vengeful Kristi Noem. generalbetrayus May 10 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 10 #13

The Pope, in a mood for mischief, asks him if the bear is Catholic Wicked Blue May 10 #14

Nicely played malaise May 10 #16

How long will it take before.. well.. you know... 🙏 LetMyPeopleVote May 10 #17

My god just throw that rotted carcass into a casket already and fucking bury it Blue Owl May 10 #21

"Don't know, but he gave me a 'friggin' migraine this morning..." hlthe2b May 10 #18

Aw MustLoveBeagles May 10 #22

Air Force 1 disappeared off radar after Elon and Duffy replaced it with rad new system? Initech May 10 #20