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Orrex

(67,391 posts) Sun May 10, 2026, 08:56 AM May 10

Is he dead yet?

Drowned in cash taken from asshats who paid $500 for a phone that was never gonna happen?

Inhaled dried poop from the rodents infesting that ugly rats' nest atop his shriveled head?

Struck down in honor of Mothers' Day?

Just fucking died already for any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 10 OP

;-{) Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of Fire Goonch May 10 #1

Struck down in honor of Mothers' Day? malaise May 10 #2

Wandered off onto the tarmac and sucked into a Frontier Airlines jet engine Blue Owl May 10 #3

You win the thread malaise May 10 #6

Bad news is the engine was completely destroyed beyond repair Blue Owl May 10 #15

... Initech May 10 #19

Gave Melania a card for Mother's Day SocialDemocrat61 May 10 #4

Actually, wrote "To Malaria" by mistake. generalbetrayus May 10 #12

My sole qualification: no_hypocrisy May 10 #5

He really should have to suffer the way he has made others suffer Grim Chieftain May 10 #10

No but malaise May 10 #7

Not yet, but there is still plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur! SheltieLover May 10 #8

Killed by the mothers of his pedophilia victims RainCaster May 10 #9

Has lunch with vengeful Kristi Noem. generalbetrayus May 10 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 10 #13

The Pope, in a mood for mischief, asks him if the bear is Catholic Wicked Blue May 10 #14

Nicely played malaise May 10 #16

How long will it take before.. well.. you know... 🙏 LetMyPeopleVote May 10 #17

My god just throw that rotted carcass into a casket already and fucking bury it Blue Owl May 10 #21

"Don't know, but he gave me a 'friggin' migraine this morning..." hlthe2b May 10 #18

Aw MustLoveBeagles May 10 #22

Air Force 1 disappeared off radar after Elon and Duffy replaced it with rad new system? Initech May 10 #20

Goonch

(5,584 posts)

1. ;-{) Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of Fire

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 08:58 AM

May 10

malaise

(297,932 posts)

2. Struck down in honor of Mothers' Day?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 09:15 AM

May 10

This

Blue Owl

(59,618 posts)

3. Wandered off onto the tarmac and sucked into a Frontier Airlines jet engine

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 09:17 AM

May 10

malaise

(297,932 posts)

6. You win the thread

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #3)

Sun May 10, 2026, 09:24 AM

May 10

😂😂

Blue Owl

(59,618 posts)

15. Bad news is the engine was completely destroyed beyond repair

Reply to malaise (Reply #6)

Sun May 10, 2026, 01:52 PM

May 10

Initech

(109,263 posts)

19. ...

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #3)

Sun May 10, 2026, 02:47 PM

May 10

SocialDemocrat61

(8,035 posts)

4. Gave Melania a card for Mother's Day

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 09:18 AM

May 10

but wrote ‘To Marla’ by mistake. It didn’t end well.

generalbetrayus

(1,983 posts)

12. Actually, wrote "To Malaria" by mistake.

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #4)

Sun May 10, 2026, 11:53 AM

May 10

no_hypocrisy

(55,377 posts)

5. My sole qualification:

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 09:23 AM

May 10

I don”t want him to die in his sleep.

I want him to know that he’s dying, preferably over hours.

Grim Chieftain

(2,029 posts)

10. He really should have to suffer the way he has made others suffer

Reply to no_hypocrisy (Reply #5)

Sun May 10, 2026, 10:45 AM

May 10

Dying in his sleep is too quick and easy.

malaise

(297,932 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 09:28 AM

May 10

The polls/poles/columns holding up the ballroom are crashing
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221230188

SheltieLover

(81,707 posts)

8. Not yet, but there is still plenty of time left for the fortunate event to occur!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 09:40 AM

May 10

RainCaster

(13,888 posts)

9. Killed by the mothers of his pedophilia victims

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 10:07 AM

May 10

Mothers bringing Justice.

generalbetrayus

(1,983 posts)

11. Has lunch with vengeful Kristi Noem.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 11:51 AM

May 10

niyad

(134,030 posts)

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 12:17 PM

May 10

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Wicked Blue

(9,016 posts)

14. The Pope, in a mood for mischief, asks him if the bear is Catholic

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 12:32 PM

May 10

and if he, T-rump, sh*ts in the woods.

T-rump's head begins to spin rapidly and falls off.

A fanged demon with orange hair emerges, hissing "I'm replacing Satan. And I'm going to be the greatest Satan of all time. I'm going to put up gold drapes in the flaming ballroom and paint the river Styx blue and ..."

"You're boring as Hell," says the Pope, flinging holy water and watching it vanish in a puff of steam.

malaise

(297,932 posts)

16. Nicely played

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #14)

Sun May 10, 2026, 01:55 PM

May 10

😀😀

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,007 posts)

17. How long will it take before.. well.. you know... 🙏

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 02:05 PM

May 10

Blue Owl

(59,618 posts)

21. My god just throw that rotted carcass into a casket already and fucking bury it

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #17)

Sun May 10, 2026, 04:44 PM

May 10

hlthe2b

(114,674 posts)

18. "Don't know, but he gave me a 'friggin' migraine this morning..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 02:40 PM

May 10

SHARE the MASSAGER! (a VERY shared sentiment!)

MustLoveBeagles

(17,231 posts)

22. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #18)

Sun May 10, 2026, 09:15 PM

May 10

Initech

(109,263 posts)

20. Air Force 1 disappeared off radar after Elon and Duffy replaced it with rad new system?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 02:48 PM

May 10

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