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jmbar2

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31. You have already earned a place of honor on DU for jokes.

Reply to FHRRK1 (Reply #25)

Thu May 7, 2026, 01:02 PM

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Secret Service Officer Accused Of Public Masturbation After Guarding Trump At Golf Tourney [View all] RandySF Thursday OP

Well, he can't be accused of not having stamina! Abolishinist Thursday #1

Going for course record for strokes? FHRRK1 Thursday #22

I have to ignore this or spend the next half hour thinking up jokes. betsuni Thursday #2

How could anyone joke about this? Orrex Thursday #21

Ummm FHRRK1 Thursday #23

his name is John SPILLMAN??? scipan Thursday #3

Yeah, you can't make that up! yellowcanine Thursday #5

Lol FHRRK1 Thursday #24

Well,... at least his last name was not,.... magicarpet Thursday #26

Eww? What? LeftInTX Thursday #4

That's what happens when you get rid of the good agents and replace with MAGA losers. kerry-is-my-prez Thursday #6

Ok, let's break this down Polybius Thursday #7

Because he was sure Trump would pardon him afterwards Walleye Thursday #28

Nah, it's not that, because you don't see other SS do it, or even crazy appointees Polybius Thursday #36

I think you're right, maybe Trump is blaming him for the assassination attempts Walleye Thursday #37

But can he hit the long ball? Orrex Thursday #8

Problem is he gets a two stroke penalty FHRRK1 Thursday #25

Keep reading Orrex Thursday #30

You have already earned a place of honor on DU for jokes. jmbar2 Thursday #31

That'll cost him two strokes. Orrex Thursday #9

He should try choking up on the shaft Orrex Thursday #10

He was let go because his performance was subpar Orrex Thursday #11

I know a guy who did that so much that he got a hole in one Orrex Thursday #12

I wonder if he was discharged prematurely Orrex Thursday #13

His name is John Squirtman. Emile Thursday #14

If charges are filed, they'll need some hard evidence Orrex Thursday #15

Word is that his swing pulls to the right Orrex Thursday #16

I love that TMZ put a 'field office' in DC...makes me very happy. Volaris Thursday #17

Strange, because he usually peters out on the back nine Orrex Thursday #18

He reached for a seven iron but pulled his putter instead Orrex Thursday #19

Dang, you're quick on the draw... jmbar2 Thursday #32

It helps if I think about baseball Orrex Thursday #38

Quick... purr-rat beauty Thursday #20

Instead of using a wood on his stroke, he used a stroke on his wood. Efilroft Sul Thursday #27

Best one yet, you win Walleye Thursday #29

It takes a lot of spunk to come up with these things. Efilroft Sul Thursday #40

Is there no bar too low Traildogbob Thursday #33

I've heard he uses an alias when he checks in with the starter FHRRK1 Thursday #34

This is who sits at one of the highest security jobs in our country? It says a lot. yellow dahlia Thursday #35

For some reason this story reminds me of PCB66 Thursday #39