The guests then “saw the defendant masturbating next to their hotel room” and called security, who arrived to see him still in the act on the sixth floor, according to the station.

And not the golf record for strokes under par.

It would be even better if his middle name is Hugh

.... SQUIRT-MAN.

What would cause a grown man with a very good government job to openly do this in front of guests? What was he thinking? Also, where exactly was this? Outside of his room? On the lobby? In his room with the door open?

So with these guys, it’s kind of like “why not?”

Otherwise, we'd be seeing it from Kash Patel and Kristi Noem on the White House lawn (imagine that?). He had to have seriously snapped. SS agents are given rigorous background checks. He's been a member for years too.

Because he was playing with two balls.

Such words from the mouth of a babe...

I'm trying to come up with something funny

What rhymes with glock?

For expressing your unwavering Love for the Fat Orange pig? How close to beastiality is this?
Evilgelical Conservative Christian values on full display.
He must have slippery sloped right to this abuse of animals from watching Gay porn. They have always claimed this will be the outcome if WOKENESS goes unchecked.
Doctor Jesus will forgive him as long as he hates radical libs.
Is this what Trump means when he say’s he will “release the seamen” in the strait Whore Moose 🫎?

“Here for my 10 AM, name is Solo, Hands Solo”

My first thought was what this says about the lack of professionalism in this regime.

But that doesn't mean I don't appreciate the abundance of creative jokes this evokes.

the Bill Murray's character in Caddy Shack where he is in the bushes masturbating while oggling over lady golfers.