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RandySF

(85,787 posts) Thu May 7, 2026, 01:20 AM Thursday

Secret Service Officer Accused Of Public Masturbation After Guarding Trump At Golf Tourney [View all]

A Secret Service officer is accused of masturbating in front of guests at a Miami hotel after providing security for President Donald Trump at a golf tournament on Sunday, according to reports.

John Spillman was charged with indecent exposure, according to jail records.

He was placed on leave, CNBC reported.

“The alleged conduct is unacceptable and stands in stark contrast to the professionalism and integrity that I demand of our personnel,” Secret Service chief Richard Macauley of the uniformed division said in a statement to TMZ.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/secret-service-john-spillman-indecent-exposure-masturbating_n_69f9ba0de4b0e719534e50ab

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Secret Service Officer Accused Of Public Masturbation After Guarding Trump At Golf Tourney [View all] RandySF Thursday OP

Well, he can't be accused of not having stamina! Abolishinist Thursday #1

Going for course record for strokes? FHRRK1 Thursday #22

I have to ignore this or spend the next half hour thinking up jokes. betsuni Thursday #2

How could anyone joke about this? Orrex Thursday #21

Ummm FHRRK1 Thursday #23

his name is John SPILLMAN??? scipan Thursday #3

Yeah, you can't make that up! yellowcanine Thursday #5

Lol FHRRK1 Thursday #24

Well,... at least his last name was not,.... magicarpet Thursday #26

Eww? What? LeftInTX Thursday #4

That's what happens when you get rid of the good agents and replace with MAGA losers. kerry-is-my-prez Thursday #6

Ok, let's break this down Polybius Thursday #7

Because he was sure Trump would pardon him afterwards Walleye Thursday #28

Nah, it's not that, because you don't see other SS do it, or even crazy appointees Polybius Thursday #36

I think you're right, maybe Trump is blaming him for the assassination attempts Walleye Thursday #37

But can he hit the long ball? Orrex Thursday #8

Problem is he gets a two stroke penalty FHRRK1 Thursday #25

Keep reading Orrex Thursday #30

You have already earned a place of honor on DU for jokes. jmbar2 Thursday #31

That'll cost him two strokes. Orrex Thursday #9

He should try choking up on the shaft Orrex Thursday #10

He was let go because his performance was subpar Orrex Thursday #11

I know a guy who did that so much that he got a hole in one Orrex Thursday #12

I wonder if he was discharged prematurely Orrex Thursday #13

His name is John Squirtman. Emile Thursday #14

If charges are filed, they'll need some hard evidence Orrex Thursday #15

Word is that his swing pulls to the right Orrex Thursday #16

I love that TMZ put a 'field office' in DC...makes me very happy. Volaris Thursday #17

Strange, because he usually peters out on the back nine Orrex Thursday #18

He reached for a seven iron but pulled his putter instead Orrex Thursday #19

Dang, you're quick on the draw... jmbar2 Thursday #32

It helps if I think about baseball Orrex Thursday #38

Quick... purr-rat beauty Thursday #20

Instead of using a wood on his stroke, he used a stroke on his wood. Efilroft Sul Thursday #27

Best one yet, you win Walleye Thursday #29

It takes a lot of spunk to come up with these things. Efilroft Sul Thursday #40

Is there no bar too low Traildogbob Thursday #33

I've heard he uses an alias when he checks in with the starter FHRRK1 Thursday #34

This is who sits at one of the highest security jobs in our country? It says a lot. yellow dahlia Thursday #35

For some reason this story reminds me of PCB66 Thursday #39