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Orrex

(67,324 posts) Tue May 5, 2026, 06:58 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Laughed himself to death upon hearing that Giuliani is in critical condition?

Aneurysm while trying to touch his nose with his eyes closed?

Drowned in a death-roll and devoured after mistaking an alligator for a squirrel?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

Squirrel! underpants Yesterday #1

Rabid squirrel Wicked Blue Yesterday #20

As Tiedrich points out today - there is no squirrel on the test underpants Yesterday #21

Perhaps there is a hallucination of a squirrel Wicked Blue 19 hrs ago #23

;-{) SNOOPY SWOOPING Goonch Yesterday #2

Go Snoopy! MustLoveBeagles 19 hrs ago #22

Not yet, but he sure as hell looks like a corpse. SheltieLover Yesterday #3

Come on, Satan, take your boy home! Joinfortmill Yesterday #4

You win the thread today😂😂🤪 malaise Yesterday #5

I agree. It would be difficult to beat that one. NNadir Yesterday #13

Nyet. 58Sunliner Yesterday #6

No but malaise Yesterday #7

This message was self-deleted by its author malaise Yesterday #8

Putin possibly getting assassinated by tripping off a building roof, or getting shot by his Submariner Yesterday #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #10

I have a dream... surfered Yesterday #11

Ha malaise Yesterday #14

Smell of DEATH, certainly... hlthe2b Yesterday #12

How cute MustLoveBeagles 19 hrs ago #24

Not yet... but I and Melania remain hopeful that it will be tomorrow. QueerDuck Yesterday #15

Now would be better. niyad Yesterday #16

Yes please. He causes pain and destruction with every breath. He needs to stop breathing. QueerDuck Yesterday #17

Hopefully he follows Rudy soon. republianmushroom Yesterday #18

Goes on state visit to Putin Wicked Blue Yesterday #19

Hope springs eternal... Jack Valentino 15 hrs ago #25

No but Coldwater 14 hrs ago #26