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Orrex

(67,323 posts) Tue May 5, 2026, 06:58 AM 8 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Laughed himself to death upon hearing that Giuliani is in critical condition?

Aneurysm while trying to touch his nose with his eyes closed?

Drowned in a death-roll and devoured after mistaking an alligator for a squirrel?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 8 hrs ago OP

Squirrel! underpants 8 hrs ago #1

Rabid squirrel Wicked Blue 1 hr ago #20

As Tiedrich points out today - there is no squirrel on the test underpants 1 hr ago #21

;-{) SNOOPY SWOOPING Goonch 7 hrs ago #2

Not yet, but he sure as hell looks like a corpse. SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #3

Come on, Satan, take your boy home! Joinfortmill 7 hrs ago #4

You win the thread today😂😂🤪 malaise 7 hrs ago #5

I agree. It would be difficult to beat that one. NNadir 6 hrs ago #13

Nyet. 58Sunliner 7 hrs ago #6

No but malaise 7 hrs ago #7

This message was self-deleted by its author malaise 7 hrs ago #8

Putin possibly getting assassinated by tripping off a building roof, or getting shot by his Submariner 6 hrs ago #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 6 hrs ago #10

I have a dream... surfered 6 hrs ago #11

Ha malaise 6 hrs ago #14

Smell of DEATH, certainly... hlthe2b 6 hrs ago #12

Not yet... but I and Melania remain hopeful that it will be tomorrow. QueerDuck 5 hrs ago #15

Now would be better. niyad 5 hrs ago #16

Yes please. He causes pain and destruction with every breath. He needs to stop breathing. QueerDuck 4 hrs ago #17

Hopefully he follows Rudy soon. republianmushroom 2 hrs ago #18

Goes on state visit to Putin Wicked Blue 1 hr ago #19

underpants

(197,001 posts)

1. Squirrel!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:01 AM

8 hrs ago

Wicked Blue

(8,990 posts)

20. Rabid squirrel

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Tue May 5, 2026, 01:11 PM

1 hr ago

underpants

(197,001 posts)

21. As Tiedrich points out today - there is no squirrel on the test

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #20)

Tue May 5, 2026, 01:59 PM

1 hr ago

Goonch

(5,482 posts)

2. ;-{) SNOOPY SWOOPING

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:11 AM

7 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,486 posts)

3. Not yet, but he sure as hell looks like a corpse.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:22 AM

7 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(21,504 posts)

4. Come on, Satan, take your boy home!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:22 AM

7 hrs ago

malaise

(297,536 posts)

5. You win the thread today😂😂🤪

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:57 AM

7 hrs ago

Drowned in a death-roll and devoured after mistaking an alligator for a squirrel?

NNadir

(38,410 posts)

13. I agree. It would be difficult to beat that one.

Reply to malaise (Reply #5)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:45 AM

6 hrs ago

58Sunliner

(6,386 posts)

6. Nyet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:00 AM

7 hrs ago

malaise

(297,536 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:01 AM

7 hrs ago

There are 40 days to June 14

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malaise This message was self-deleted by its author.

Submariner

(13,415 posts)

9. Putin possibly getting assassinated by tripping off a building roof, or getting shot by his

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:06 AM

6 hrs ago

own polit bureau goon squad soon, may prove to be a great training film for dictator removal from Mar A Epsteinville.

Let's stay tuned.

niyad

(133,674 posts)

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:12 AM

6 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,046 posts)

11. I have a dream...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:34 AM

6 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

malaise

(297,536 posts)

14. Ha

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:47 AM

6 hrs ago

😀

hlthe2b

(114,423 posts)

12. Smell of DEATH, certainly...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:44 AM

6 hrs ago

Something no one says to the orange menace EVER:

QueerDuck

(1,916 posts)

15. Not yet... but I and Melania remain hopeful that it will be tomorrow.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 09:11 AM

5 hrs ago

Fingers crossed!

niyad

(133,674 posts)

16. Now would be better.

Reply to QueerDuck (Reply #15)

Tue May 5, 2026, 09:34 AM

5 hrs ago

QueerDuck

(1,916 posts)

17. Yes please. He causes pain and destruction with every breath. He needs to stop breathing.

Reply to niyad (Reply #16)

Tue May 5, 2026, 10:12 AM

4 hrs ago

republianmushroom

(22,565 posts)

18. Hopefully he follows Rudy soon.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 01:04 PM

2 hrs ago

Wicked Blue

(8,990 posts)

19. Goes on state visit to Putin

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 01:10 PM

1 hr ago

Ukrainian drone takes out both of them

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