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ShazzieB

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19. He could play it off as leaving because he's tired of not be appreciayed enough.
Sun May 3, 2026, 02:28 PM
Sunday

I can hear his resignation speech now...

"Oh, I have done SO MUCH for this country, and I was happy to do it, but people are SO ungrateful that I just can't take any more. Big, strong men with tears in their eyes have come up to me and begged me not to resign, but the nastiness is just too much to bear." Etc., etc.

Do it, Donnie, do it!

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If he really wanted a legacy, that would be the way to do it. He's too stupid. Walleye Sunday #1
That would be an admission of failure. Trump wouldn't do that. Ocelot II Sunday #2
Well, of course you're right, but it WOULD work! MineralMan Sunday #3
He could play it off as leaving because he's tired of not be appreciayed enough. ShazzieB Sunday #19
Maybe he could go over Niagara Fals in a barrel struggle4progress Sunday #4
The barrel will need to be gold plated Old-8643 Sunday #7
Literally true and it would be the first time in his miserable life he would earn a star for effort at being a Passages Sunday #5
Not In My Book modrepub Sunday #6
Resigning would not resolve any criminal prosecution. Passages Sunday #8
It's a damn good start, though. Ocelot II Sunday #9
Oh I want him to resign as well. Passages Sunday #10
He can declare "Mission Accomplished", hand the reins over to the VP, get pardoned, and fly to Moscow. erronis Sunday #11
Or something similar. Doesn't matter, really. MineralMan Sunday #16
God's approval ratings would skyrocket if He intervened Grim Chieftain Sunday #12
But, see, the failure to punish this man is more evidence MineralMan Sunday #14
Or dying D00ver66 Sunday #13
Well, eventually he'll do that, but it's not a voluntary act. MineralMan Sunday #15
Unfortunately his reality is what he says it is BaronChocula Sunday #17
Croaking would prove popular, I'm sure EYESORE 9001 Sunday #18
Come on, blood clot! You can do it! eggplant Sunday #20
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