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IcyPeas

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75. "He literally cannot STAND"

Wed Apr 29, 2026, 08:31 PM

Apr 29

He's always sitting at that prop desk with the press corps behind a rope in front of him and the asskissing sycophants du jour* standing behind him.

Reality star surrounded by props performing for the cameras.... every freakin' day.

And also it's belittling to the astronauts saying he could've done it. Imagine other astronauts having to be in close quarters with him for weeks... ugghh.

* (In this case the astronauts had to be there as part of their duty)

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Trump says he could be an astronaut. [View all] Kingofalldems Apr 29 OP

You're gonna need a bigger rocket Endlessmike56 Apr 29 #1

Elon has a Falcon Heavy that would do it. House of Roberts Apr 29 #22

Spacesuit with more room in the tummy area BlueWaveNeverEnd Apr 29 #52

Needs more ballroom. Totally Tunsie Thursday #80

We're working on that NoSheep Apr 29 #2

Get on that right away, spare no expense. /nt bucolic_frolic Apr 29 #3

Trump on being an astronaut: "I would've had no trouble making it, I'm physically very good." riversedge Apr 29 #4

physically he flunked the army physical 60 odd years ago rampartd Apr 29 #39

So he's acknowledged that the bone spurs were BS? RockCreek Apr 29 #56

It would take a couple of those Saturn 5 rockets to launch his big a** up there... wcmagumba Apr 29 #5

Ground Control to Major Don: "Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong." tanyev Apr 29 #6

Well hell, onethatcares Apr 29 #7

trump is truly delusional and not competent LetMyPeopleVote Apr 29 #8

Just flash those black and blue hands, and those cankkes, you in! 😂 MerryBlooms Apr 29 #69

Let's launch him straight into the sun and find out nt Rob H. Apr 29 #9

Just tell him he'll land at night, so there's nothing to worry about. cloudbase Apr 29 #70

😳🙄🙄🙄🙄 Rebl2 Apr 29 #10

Well he did take up space angrydem666 Apr 29 #11

Sorry the good crew of Artemis II had to be in his presence as part of their goodwill tour.... RT Atlanta Apr 29 #12

They have the "I would rather be somewhere else" expressions. Onthefly Apr 29 #18

Let's see him in one of those blue spacesuits then. Ilsa Apr 29 #13

The other day he was Jesus, then Doctor, Astronaut leftstreet Apr 29 #14

With all his sniffing... some_of_us_are_sane Apr 29 #29

DUZY! Attilatheblond Apr 29 #42

Why do sports teams, celebrities, etc. keep going to his office to "meet" him! Diamond_Dog Apr 29 #15

He could be a blimp. spanone Apr 29 #16

It's been a good year, he said. Onthefly Apr 29 #19

Asshole wasn't so physically good when it came to being drafted Mysterian Apr 29 #17

I was just about to go there... The Madcap Apr 29 #27

Houston, we have a volunteer.... Sogo Apr 29 #20

I say we send him. Cankles and all. A one-way ticket. Vinca Apr 29 #21

Then make sure there is some serious communication problem Attilatheblond Apr 29 #43

Everything he says and does is... purr-rat beauty Apr 29 #23

Then let's give him a one-way ticket. Jilly_in_VA Apr 29 #24

Just delusional. Bristlecone Apr 29 #25

Only if he's the only one in the capsule. No one else could fit in there with his fat ass. beaglelover Apr 29 #26

One part of astronauts' training is being introduced to zero-G conditions. Ocelot II Apr 29 #28

Jonny Kim would like a word Aviation Pro Apr 29 #30

Since he is not smart and not physically fit Bluestocking Apr 29 #31

On a space x rocket with catastrophic failure JT45242 Apr 29 #32

;-{). LOST Goonch Apr 29 #33

Giant Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man spotted at Disney World Attilatheblond Apr 29 #46

sigh.......🤦‍♀️ irisblue Apr 29 #34

I say, let's find out. surfered Apr 29 #35

I almost spit out my wine! sheshe2 Apr 29 #37

Thanks for the reminder. Cheers 🍷. surfered Apr 29 #41

Cheers! sheshe2 Apr 29 #61

Love this! nt City Lights Apr 29 #45

He has to make EVERYTHING about himself! sheshe2 Apr 29 #36

I give him a break on the stairs Skittles Apr 29 #49

She's dancing down the stairs! MorbidButterflyTat Apr 29 #59

I'm hoping for another chance to vote for that woman! HappyH Apr 29 #63

He's right. Our solar system could use another giant ball of gas out there. GreenWave Apr 29 #38

he literally cannot STAND not being the center of attention Skittles Apr 29 #40

"He literally cannot STAND" IcyPeas Apr 29 #75

OFFS, someone needs to sew his lips shut to give us City Lights Apr 29 #44

it's literally every fucking day Skittles Apr 29 #48

He is exhausting! City Lights Apr 29 #50

reminds me of a quote Skittles Apr 29 #53

Nailed it! nt City Lights Apr 29 #55

That payload could not get off the pad. Sneederbunk Apr 29 #47

Thank you for the laugh! City Lights Apr 29 #54

Oh please Traildogbob Apr 29 #51

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaaaa.... electric_blue68 Apr 29 #57

I despise him so damn much MorbidButterflyTat Apr 29 #58

"In Space, no one will change his diapers." Chasstev365 Apr 29 #60

And I could've played in the NBA PCIntern Apr 29 #62

"Astronaut" and "space case" are different things, Don jmowreader Apr 29 #64

Send him on a one-way trip. sakabatou Apr 29 #65

PLEASE RainCaster Apr 29 #66

Shut your massive black hole you fat ass-teroid. 2MuchNoise Apr 29 #67

Always has to be about him. Liberal In Texas Apr 29 #68

Sending Trump on a one-way ticket to Mars Mad_Machine76 Apr 29 #71

Actually, He Couldn't ProfessorGAC Apr 29 #72

There's Klingons on the starboard bow... Adeptus2272 Apr 29 #73

Baron Harkonnen comes to mind for some reason Easterncedar Apr 29 #74

He sure seems to think he could do all these things he never did EnergizedLib Apr 29 #76

First time I've agreed with him JBTaurus83 Apr 29 #77

It could happen -misanthroptimist Apr 29 #78

We should encourage this. CanonRay Apr 29 #79

A tale of four astronauts and two Presidents-the faces tell the story LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #81