Especially since the fuel is just enough to leave and not return.

beyond delusional. ---


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President Trump says you have to be very smart and physically in shape to be an astronaut.

“I would've had no trouble making it, I'm physically very good.”

Link to tweet

his ass is not worth the fuel needed to accelerate to escape velocity.

he's been taking up space for years.

Link to tweet

President Dipshit, proceed, please! Launch your sorry orange ass into space and never return. You say you love God, for the love of God, get off our planet!

in school.

Yes, meeting with 'dignitaries' is part of their job but blah - to be so close to that sitting man that you can smell his stench, the astronauts must have been leaning on their training to remain composed.

Grumpy grouchy pants saying ridiculous gibberish…spaced out man floating in his dreams.

Uh yeah, that's what I thought.

It just validates his position and makes it seem as though “meeting” him is some kind of big honor!

Rich fucker paid a doctor to say he had bone spurs.

After all, being an astronaut takes much more in qualifications than being a soldier. It requires an extremely rare combination of physical and mental ability. They don't draft astronauts from the general population. This is not to belittle our military, as being a soldier is incredibly tough and often dangerous to life and limb, but only to state how exclusive the astronaut club is.

So, I take his statement as a confession that he did a bit of draft dodging back in the day, as we already know.

Let's make that man's wish a reality!

'The mission control you are attempting to reach is currently unavailable....

Irrefutably incredulous

Imagine speaking or acting like this fuck at work?

Any one of us would face exceptional scrutiny or be fired!

He can take a spacewalk . WITHOUT a helmet!

This can be done in an airplane that first climbs and suddenly dives, leaving everything inside that isn't tied down, especially people, floating around for a short time. They call it the "vomit comet" because the experience often makes people puke. https://www.livescience.com/29182-what-is-the-vomit-comet.html Astronaut trainees also have to experience the opposite; up to 9 gs in a centrifuge that simulates forces experienced on takeoff. https://www.tinker.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/4351078/711-hpw-centrifuge-simulates-spaceflight-for-astronauts/

I'd love to see Piggy after a ride in the Vomit Comet.

He’s a bonafide Navy SEAL, physician and astronaut.

Now compare him to the fake Jesus, fake doctor and now fake astronaut.

Fucking child raping poser.

No he could never be an astronaut. However there is a Democratic presidential possibility who was an actual astronaut.

Tourists grabbing chocolate bars and making a campfire

FFS you asshole you can barely manage the stairs on Air Force1.



So, GET OFF OF OUR PLANE!



Footnote, this is how a real President would have navigated the stairs.

he is old, out of shape, and those are some steep stairs

but yes, when he waxes on about what a fine physical specimen he is, it's vomit-inducing

he does one of two things:

1) somehow makes it all about himself

or

2) FALLS ASLEEP

He's always sitting at that prop desk with the press corps behind a rope in front of him and the asskissing sycophants du jour* standing behind him.

Reality star surrounded by props performing for the cameras.... every freakin' day.

And also it's belittling to the astronauts saying he could've done it. Imagine other astronauts having to be in close quarters with him for weeks... ugghh.

* (In this case the astronauts had to be there as part of their duty)

a much-needed break from his psychosis.

doesn't he have a JOB to do?

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And his job seems to be to pat himself on the back every chance he gets.

Strap his fat ass into a Musk or Bezos Penis. MAGA!
It would be well worth the fuel it takes to fly Piggy up into the sun. Buh Bye. The rocket owner would win the Nobel Prize. Send the whole damn genetic herd.

Go to space and never come back.

They'll just float around contaminating the capsule.

Send him to Mars.
Now

Good shape my ass.

should be the focus of a new Apollo Project.

Leaving aside the lack of mental acuity, complete absence of courage, & a work ethic approaching zero, astronauts in the era where he would have been of age had to 5'11" or under.
He's never been the 6'4" he claims, but he was over 5'11" for sure.
BTW: Leaving aside those 3 elements above is pretty difficult to do.

And never was qualified of doing.

I would say leave him on the moon, but then I’d feel bad for the moon.

He could indeed! We need someone to examine the Sun very closely.

I don't think we have an extradition treaty with low Earth orbit.

He'd be dead in 5 minutes