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71. Sending Trump on a one-way ticket to Mars

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Wed Apr 29, 2026, 07:29 PM

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should be the focus of a new Apollo Project.

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Trump says he could be an astronaut. [View all] Kingofalldems Wednesday OP

You're gonna need a bigger rocket Endlessmike56 Wednesday #1

Elon has a Falcon Heavy that would do it. House of Roberts Wednesday #22

Spacesuit with more room in the tummy area BlueWaveNeverEnd Wednesday #52

Needs more ballroom. Totally Tunsie Thursday #80

We're working on that NoSheep Wednesday #2

Get on that right away, spare no expense. /nt bucolic_frolic Wednesday #3

Trump on being an astronaut: "I would've had no trouble making it, I'm physically very good." riversedge Wednesday #4

physically he flunked the army physical 60 odd years ago rampartd Wednesday #39

So he's acknowledged that the bone spurs were BS? RockCreek Wednesday #56

It would take a couple of those Saturn 5 rockets to launch his big a** up there... wcmagumba Wednesday #5

Ground Control to Major Don: "Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong." tanyev Wednesday #6

Well hell, onethatcares Wednesday #7

trump is truly delusional and not competent LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #8

Just flash those black and blue hands, and those cankkes, you in! 😂 MerryBlooms Wednesday #69

Let's launch him straight into the sun and find out nt Rob H. Wednesday #9

Just tell him he'll land at night, so there's nothing to worry about. cloudbase Wednesday #70

😳🙄🙄🙄🙄 Rebl2 Wednesday #10

Well he did take up space angrydem666 Wednesday #11

Sorry the good crew of Artemis II had to be in his presence as part of their goodwill tour.... RT Atlanta Wednesday #12

They have the "I would rather be somewhere else" expressions. Onthefly Wednesday #18

Let's see him in one of those blue spacesuits then. Ilsa Wednesday #13

The other day he was Jesus, then Doctor, Astronaut leftstreet Wednesday #14

With all his sniffing... some_of_us_are_sane Wednesday #29

DUZY! Attilatheblond Wednesday #42

Why do sports teams, celebrities, etc. keep going to his office to "meet" him! Diamond_Dog Wednesday #15

He could be a blimp. spanone Wednesday #16

It's been a good year, he said. Onthefly Wednesday #19

Asshole wasn't so physically good when it came to being drafted Mysterian Wednesday #17

I was just about to go there... The Madcap Wednesday #27

Houston, we have a volunteer.... Sogo Wednesday #20

I say we send him. Cankles and all. A one-way ticket. Vinca Wednesday #21

Then make sure there is some serious communication problem Attilatheblond Wednesday #43

Everything he says and does is... purr-rat beauty Wednesday #23

Then let's give him a one-way ticket. Jilly_in_VA Wednesday #24

Just delusional. Bristlecone Wednesday #25

Only if he's the only one in the capsule. No one else could fit in there with his fat ass. beaglelover Wednesday #26

One part of astronauts' training is being introduced to zero-G conditions. Ocelot II Wednesday #28

Jonny Kim would like a word Aviation Pro Wednesday #30

Since he is not smart and not physically fit Bluestocking Wednesday #31

On a space x rocket with catastrophic failure JT45242 Wednesday #32

;-{). LOST Goonch Wednesday #33

Giant Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man spotted at Disney World Attilatheblond Wednesday #46

sigh.......🤦‍♀️ irisblue Wednesday #34

I say, let's find out. surfered Wednesday #35

I almost spit out my wine! sheshe2 Wednesday #37

Thanks for the reminder. Cheers 🍷. surfered Wednesday #41

Cheers! sheshe2 Wednesday #61

Love this! nt City Lights Wednesday #45

He has to make EVERYTHING about himself! sheshe2 Wednesday #36

I give him a break on the stairs Skittles Wednesday #49

She's dancing down the stairs! MorbidButterflyTat Wednesday #59

I'm hoping for another chance to vote for that woman! HappyH Wednesday #63

He's right. Our solar system could use another giant ball of gas out there. GreenWave Wednesday #38

he literally cannot STAND not being the center of attention Skittles Wednesday #40

"He literally cannot STAND" IcyPeas Wednesday #75

OFFS, someone needs to sew his lips shut to give us City Lights Wednesday #44

it's literally every fucking day Skittles Wednesday #48

He is exhausting! City Lights Wednesday #50

reminds me of a quote Skittles Wednesday #53

Nailed it! nt City Lights Wednesday #55

That payload could not get off the pad. Sneederbunk Wednesday #47

Thank you for the laugh! City Lights Wednesday #54

Oh please Traildogbob Wednesday #51

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaaaa.... electric_blue68 Wednesday #57

I despise him so damn much MorbidButterflyTat Wednesday #58

"In Space, no one will change his diapers." Chasstev365 Wednesday #60

And I could've played in the NBA PCIntern Wednesday #62

"Astronaut" and "space case" are different things, Don jmowreader Wednesday #64

Send him on a one-way trip. sakabatou Wednesday #65

PLEASE RainCaster Wednesday #66

Shut your massive black hole you fat ass-teroid. 2MuchNoise Wednesday #67

Always has to be about him. Liberal In Texas Wednesday #68

Sending Trump on a one-way ticket to Mars Mad_Machine76 Wednesday #71

Actually, He Couldn't ProfessorGAC Wednesday #72

There's Klingons on the starboard bow... Adeptus2272 Wednesday #73

Baron Harkonnen comes to mind for some reason Easterncedar Wednesday #74

He sure seems to think he could do all these things he never did EnergizedLib Wednesday #76

First time I've agreed with him JBTaurus83 Wednesday #77

It could happen -misanthroptimist Wednesday #78

We should encourage this. CanonRay Wednesday #79

A tale of four astronauts and two Presidents-the faces tell the story LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #81