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69. Just flash those black and blue hands, and those cankkes, you in! 😂

Wed Apr 29, 2026, 06:51 PM

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President Dipshit, proceed, please! Launch your sorry orange ass into space and never return. You say you love God, for the love of God, get off our planet!

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