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Traildogbob

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51. Oh please

Wed Apr 29, 2026, 05:52 PM

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Strap his fat ass into a Musk or Bezos Penis. MAGA!
It would be well worth the fuel it takes to fly Piggy up into the sun. Buh Bye. The rocket owner would win the Nobel Prize. Send the whole damn genetic herd.

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Elon has a Falcon Heavy that would do it. House of Roberts Wednesday #22

Spacesuit with more room in the tummy area BlueWaveNeverEnd Wednesday #52

Needs more ballroom. Totally Tunsie Thursday #80

We're working on that NoSheep Wednesday #2

Get on that right away, spare no expense. /nt bucolic_frolic Wednesday #3

Trump on being an astronaut: "I would've had no trouble making it, I'm physically very good." riversedge Wednesday #4

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So he's acknowledged that the bone spurs were BS? RockCreek Wednesday #56

It would take a couple of those Saturn 5 rockets to launch his big a** up there... wcmagumba Wednesday #5

Ground Control to Major Don: "Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong." tanyev Wednesday #6

Well hell, onethatcares Wednesday #7

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Just flash those black and blue hands, and those cankkes, you in! 😂 MerryBlooms Wednesday #69

Let's launch him straight into the sun and find out nt Rob H. Wednesday #9

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😳🙄🙄🙄🙄 Rebl2 Wednesday #10

Well he did take up space angrydem666 Wednesday #11

Sorry the good crew of Artemis II had to be in his presence as part of their goodwill tour.... RT Atlanta Wednesday #12

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Let's see him in one of those blue spacesuits then. Ilsa Wednesday #13

The other day he was Jesus, then Doctor, Astronaut leftstreet Wednesday #14

With all his sniffing... some_of_us_are_sane Wednesday #29

DUZY! Attilatheblond Wednesday #42

Why do sports teams, celebrities, etc. keep going to his office to "meet" him! Diamond_Dog Wednesday #15

He could be a blimp. spanone Wednesday #16

It's been a good year, he said. Onthefly Wednesday #19

Asshole wasn't so physically good when it came to being drafted Mysterian Wednesday #17

I was just about to go there... The Madcap Wednesday #27

Houston, we have a volunteer.... Sogo Wednesday #20

I say we send him. Cankles and all. A one-way ticket. Vinca Wednesday #21

Then make sure there is some serious communication problem Attilatheblond Wednesday #43

Everything he says and does is... purr-rat beauty Wednesday #23

Then let's give him a one-way ticket. Jilly_in_VA Wednesday #24

Just delusional. Bristlecone Wednesday #25

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One part of astronauts' training is being introduced to zero-G conditions. Ocelot II Wednesday #28

Jonny Kim would like a word Aviation Pro Wednesday #30

Since he is not smart and not physically fit Bluestocking Wednesday #31

On a space x rocket with catastrophic failure JT45242 Wednesday #32

;-{). LOST Goonch Wednesday #33

Giant Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man spotted at Disney World Attilatheblond Wednesday #46

sigh.......🤦‍♀️ irisblue Wednesday #34

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I almost spit out my wine! sheshe2 Wednesday #37

Thanks for the reminder. Cheers 🍷. surfered Wednesday #41

Cheers! sheshe2 Wednesday #61

Love this! nt City Lights Wednesday #45

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She's dancing down the stairs! MorbidButterflyTat Wednesday #59

I'm hoping for another chance to vote for that woman! HappyH Wednesday #63

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he literally cannot STAND not being the center of attention Skittles Wednesday #40

"He literally cannot STAND" IcyPeas Wednesday #75

OFFS, someone needs to sew his lips shut to give us City Lights Wednesday #44

it's literally every fucking day Skittles Wednesday #48

He is exhausting! City Lights Wednesday #50

reminds me of a quote Skittles Wednesday #53

Nailed it! nt City Lights Wednesday #55

That payload could not get off the pad. Sneederbunk Wednesday #47

Thank you for the laugh! City Lights Wednesday #54

Oh please Traildogbob Wednesday #51

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaaaa.... electric_blue68 Wednesday #57

I despise him so damn much MorbidButterflyTat Wednesday #58

"In Space, no one will change his diapers." Chasstev365 Wednesday #60

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Send him on a one-way trip. sakabatou Wednesday #65

PLEASE RainCaster Wednesday #66

Shut your massive black hole you fat ass-teroid. 2MuchNoise Wednesday #67

Always has to be about him. Liberal In Texas Wednesday #68

Sending Trump on a one-way ticket to Mars Mad_Machine76 Wednesday #71

Actually, He Couldn't ProfessorGAC Wednesday #72

There's Klingons on the starboard bow... Adeptus2272 Wednesday #73

Baron Harkonnen comes to mind for some reason Easterncedar Wednesday #74

He sure seems to think he could do all these things he never did EnergizedLib Wednesday #76

First time I've agreed with him JBTaurus83 Wednesday #77

It could happen -misanthroptimist Wednesday #78

We should encourage this. CanonRay Wednesday #79

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