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Bristlecone

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25. Just delusional.

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Wed Apr 29, 2026, 05:01 PM

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Trump says he could be an astronaut. [View all] Kingofalldems Apr 29 OP

You're gonna need a bigger rocket Endlessmike56 Apr 29 #1

Elon has a Falcon Heavy that would do it. House of Roberts Apr 29 #22

Spacesuit with more room in the tummy area BlueWaveNeverEnd Apr 29 #52

Needs more ballroom. Totally Tunsie Thursday #80

We're working on that NoSheep Apr 29 #2

Get on that right away, spare no expense. /nt bucolic_frolic Apr 29 #3

Trump on being an astronaut: "I would've had no trouble making it, I'm physically very good." riversedge Apr 29 #4

physically he flunked the army physical 60 odd years ago rampartd Apr 29 #39

So he's acknowledged that the bone spurs were BS? RockCreek Apr 29 #56

It would take a couple of those Saturn 5 rockets to launch his big a** up there... wcmagumba Apr 29 #5

Ground Control to Major Don: "Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong." tanyev Apr 29 #6

Well hell, onethatcares Apr 29 #7

trump is truly delusional and not competent LetMyPeopleVote Apr 29 #8

Just flash those black and blue hands, and those cankkes, you in! 😂 MerryBlooms Apr 29 #69

Let's launch him straight into the sun and find out nt Rob H. Apr 29 #9

Just tell him he'll land at night, so there's nothing to worry about. cloudbase Apr 29 #70

😳🙄🙄🙄🙄 Rebl2 Apr 29 #10

Well he did take up space angrydem666 Apr 29 #11

Sorry the good crew of Artemis II had to be in his presence as part of their goodwill tour.... RT Atlanta Apr 29 #12

They have the "I would rather be somewhere else" expressions. Onthefly Apr 29 #18

Let's see him in one of those blue spacesuits then. Ilsa Apr 29 #13

The other day he was Jesus, then Doctor, Astronaut leftstreet Apr 29 #14

With all his sniffing... some_of_us_are_sane Apr 29 #29

DUZY! Attilatheblond Apr 29 #42

Why do sports teams, celebrities, etc. keep going to his office to "meet" him! Diamond_Dog Apr 29 #15

He could be a blimp. spanone Apr 29 #16

It's been a good year, he said. Onthefly Apr 29 #19

Asshole wasn't so physically good when it came to being drafted Mysterian Apr 29 #17

I was just about to go there... The Madcap Apr 29 #27

Houston, we have a volunteer.... Sogo Apr 29 #20

I say we send him. Cankles and all. A one-way ticket. Vinca Apr 29 #21

Then make sure there is some serious communication problem Attilatheblond Apr 29 #43

Everything he says and does is... purr-rat beauty Apr 29 #23

Then let's give him a one-way ticket. Jilly_in_VA Apr 29 #24

Just delusional. Bristlecone Apr 29 #25

Only if he's the only one in the capsule. No one else could fit in there with his fat ass. beaglelover Apr 29 #26

One part of astronauts' training is being introduced to zero-G conditions. Ocelot II Apr 29 #28

Jonny Kim would like a word Aviation Pro Apr 29 #30

Since he is not smart and not physically fit Bluestocking Apr 29 #31

On a space x rocket with catastrophic failure JT45242 Apr 29 #32

;-{). LOST Goonch Apr 29 #33

Giant Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man spotted at Disney World Attilatheblond Apr 29 #46

sigh.......🤦‍♀️ irisblue Apr 29 #34

I say, let's find out. surfered Apr 29 #35

I almost spit out my wine! sheshe2 Apr 29 #37

Thanks for the reminder. Cheers 🍷. surfered Apr 29 #41

Cheers! sheshe2 Apr 29 #61

Love this! nt City Lights Apr 29 #45

He has to make EVERYTHING about himself! sheshe2 Apr 29 #36

I give him a break on the stairs Skittles Apr 29 #49

She's dancing down the stairs! MorbidButterflyTat Apr 29 #59

I'm hoping for another chance to vote for that woman! HappyH Apr 29 #63

He's right. Our solar system could use another giant ball of gas out there. GreenWave Apr 29 #38

he literally cannot STAND not being the center of attention Skittles Apr 29 #40

"He literally cannot STAND" IcyPeas Apr 29 #75

OFFS, someone needs to sew his lips shut to give us City Lights Apr 29 #44

it's literally every fucking day Skittles Apr 29 #48

He is exhausting! City Lights Apr 29 #50

reminds me of a quote Skittles Apr 29 #53

Nailed it! nt City Lights Apr 29 #55

That payload could not get off the pad. Sneederbunk Apr 29 #47

Thank you for the laugh! City Lights Apr 29 #54

Oh please Traildogbob Apr 29 #51

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaaaa.... electric_blue68 Apr 29 #57

I despise him so damn much MorbidButterflyTat Apr 29 #58

"In Space, no one will change his diapers." Chasstev365 Apr 29 #60

And I could've played in the NBA PCIntern Apr 29 #62

"Astronaut" and "space case" are different things, Don jmowreader Apr 29 #64

Send him on a one-way trip. sakabatou Apr 29 #65

PLEASE RainCaster Apr 29 #66

Shut your massive black hole you fat ass-teroid. 2MuchNoise Apr 29 #67

Always has to be about him. Liberal In Texas Apr 29 #68

Sending Trump on a one-way ticket to Mars Mad_Machine76 Apr 29 #71

Actually, He Couldn't ProfessorGAC Apr 29 #72

There's Klingons on the starboard bow... Adeptus2272 Apr 29 #73

Baron Harkonnen comes to mind for some reason Easterncedar Apr 29 #74

He sure seems to think he could do all these things he never did EnergizedLib Apr 29 #76

First time I've agreed with him JBTaurus83 Apr 29 #77

It could happen -misanthroptimist Apr 29 #78

We should encourage this. CanonRay Apr 29 #79

A tale of four astronauts and two Presidents-the faces tell the story LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #81