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CatWoman

(80,313 posts) Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:37 PM Tuesday

for fuck's sake. why can't he find a tuxedo that fits?? [View all]

he looks like shit and embarrasses us all. his tailor should be drawn and quartered.

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for fuck's sake. why can't he find a tuxedo that fits?? [View all] CatWoman Tuesday OP

That would involve listening to the expertise of another person. He can't do that. RockRaven Tuesday #1

yet i've seen plenty of heavy set men who look elegant in tuxedos CatWoman Tuesday #8

Or, in his case a heart to no heart.. yorkster Tuesday #10

LOL CatWoman Tuesday #13

Jackie Gleason immediately comes to mind. He always drressed well. niyad Tuesday #16

A tailor would help and he could sure afford one Deuxcents Tuesday #18

I think that he believes that it makes him look thinner wnylib Wednesday #26

Yes, I'm sure that's what he thinks. ShazzieB Wednesday #34

He can't admit (to himself) that he is who he is. fierywoman Tuesday #2

Well, that open-mouth drool of his advancing senility doesn't help... hlthe2b Tuesday #3

I do wonder if he should be drinking an alcoholic beverage wnylib Wednesday #29

I doubt that's what he's drinking. ShazzieB Wednesday #38

Ironic that he doesn't drink alcohol but is addicted to drugs. wnylib Wednesday #39

What a revolting bastard. choie Tuesday #4

trump has a lot of class... Wounded Bear Tuesday #5

He would need to shop at a StarryNite Tuesday #6

Omar the tentmaker.. yorkster Tuesday #12

He's too cheap to pay a tailor. And too vain and paranoid for him to take measurements. Walleye Tuesday #7

Charles has his father's smug shit-eating grin. When Prince Phillip was dealing with someone he thought the fool he had Solly Mack Tuesday #9

Phillip was a jerk but a cheeky jerk CatWoman Tuesday #11

So true. The man was a jerk. Solly Mack Tuesday #14

I doubt he has a tailor. He probably buys his clothes off the rack because he's a cheap bastard Ocelot II Tuesday #15

wouldn't make a difference Skittles Tuesday #17

I never noticed. Never got pass the hair. multigraincracker Wednesday #24

It did an hour before the party lame54 Tuesday #19

His left hand is bandaged again. niyad Tuesday #20

His skin looks like shit. He recently fell twice, on camera. Maru Kitteh Tuesday #23

Tonight was "white tie" so it is an ill-fitted tailcoat unc70 Tuesday #21

Thank you. I thought my eyes were deceiving me with everybody here talkin tux. Attilatheblond Wednesday #33

Yup, "tails" , a.k.a. "frock" coat. The fit goes along with the same "aesthetic" -- fierywoman Wednesday #37

I'm kinda ghetto and don't know the difference. The closest thing I know is rented tuxes for proms and weddings. LeftInTX Wednesday #41

Maybe it's hard bamagal62 Tuesday #22

lol Would ya look at that GD Cha Wednesday #25

I like the absence of service medals. usonian Wednesday #27

I don't give a fuck... LeftInTX Wednesday #28

Nobody looks like more of a shlub in a tux than Diarrhea Donny Blue Owl Wednesday #30

He needs some sort of a tuxedo burka. nt Xipe Totec Wednesday #31

He probably doesn't want to let anyone take his measurements... 3catwoman3 Wednesday #32

Looks like he's wearing lifts pfitz59 Wednesday #35

The donald looks like he's out, on the moon somewhere. calimary Wednesday #36

Actually l thought he looked better then usual Raine Wednesday #40

Probably because circus tents don't come in black. Takket Wednesday #42