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CatWoman

(80,313 posts)
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:37 PM Tuesday

for fuck's sake. why can't he find a tuxedo that fits??

he looks like shit and embarrasses us all. his tailor should be drawn and quartered.

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for fuck's sake. why can't he find a tuxedo that fits?? (Original Post) CatWoman Tuesday OP
That would involve listening to the expertise of another person. He can't do that. RockRaven Tuesday #1
yet i've seen plenty of heavy set men who look elegant in tuxedos CatWoman Tuesday #8
Or, in his case a heart to no heart.. yorkster Tuesday #10
LOL CatWoman Tuesday #13
Jackie Gleason immediately comes to mind. He always drressed well. niyad Tuesday #16
A tailor would help and he could sure afford one Deuxcents Tuesday #18
I think that he believes that it makes him look thinner wnylib Wednesday #26
Yes, I'm sure that's what he thinks. ShazzieB Wednesday #34
He can't admit (to himself) that he is who he is. fierywoman Tuesday #2
Well, that open-mouth drool of his advancing senility doesn't help... hlthe2b Tuesday #3
I do wonder if he should be drinking an alcoholic beverage wnylib Wednesday #29
I doubt that's what he's drinking. ShazzieB Wednesday #38
Ironic that he doesn't drink alcohol but is addicted to drugs. wnylib Wednesday #39
What a revolting bastard. choie Tuesday #4
trump has a lot of class... Wounded Bear Tuesday #5
He would need to shop at a StarryNite Tuesday #6
Omar the tentmaker.. yorkster Tuesday #12
He's too cheap to pay a tailor. And too vain and paranoid for him to take measurements. Walleye Tuesday #7
Charles has his father's smug shit-eating grin. When Prince Phillip was dealing with someone he thought the fool he had Solly Mack Tuesday #9
Phillip was a jerk but a cheeky jerk CatWoman Tuesday #11
So true. The man was a jerk. Solly Mack Tuesday #14
I doubt he has a tailor. He probably buys his clothes off the rack because he's a cheap bastard Ocelot II Tuesday #15
wouldn't make a difference Skittles Tuesday #17
I never noticed. Never got pass the hair. multigraincracker Wednesday #24
It did an hour before the party lame54 Tuesday #19
His left hand is bandaged again. niyad Tuesday #20
His skin looks like shit. He recently fell twice, on camera. Maru Kitteh Tuesday #23
Tonight was "white tie" so it is an ill-fitted tailcoat unc70 Tuesday #21
Thank you. I thought my eyes were deceiving me with everybody here talkin tux. Attilatheblond Wednesday #33
Yup, "tails" , a.k.a. "frock" coat. The fit goes along with the same "aesthetic" -- fierywoman Wednesday #37
I'm kinda ghetto and don't know the difference. The closest thing I know is rented tuxes for proms and weddings. LeftInTX Wednesday #41
Maybe it's hard bamagal62 Tuesday #22
lol Would ya look at that GD Cha Wednesday #25
I like the absence of service medals. usonian Wednesday #27
I don't give a fuck... LeftInTX Wednesday #28
Nobody looks like more of a shlub in a tux than Diarrhea Donny Blue Owl Wednesday #30
He needs some sort of a tuxedo burka. nt Xipe Totec Wednesday #31
He probably doesn't want to let anyone take his measurements... 3catwoman3 Wednesday #32
Looks like he's wearing lifts pfitz59 Wednesday #35
The donald looks like he's out, on the moon somewhere. calimary Wednesday #36
Actually l thought he looked better then usual Raine Wednesday #40
Probably because circus tents don't come in black. Takket Wednesday #42

RockRaven

(19,675 posts)
1. That would involve listening to the expertise of another person. He can't do that.
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:40 PM
Tuesday

He knows everything. Things have to be the way he says they should be.

CatWoman

(80,313 posts)
8. yet i've seen plenty of heavy set men who look elegant in tuxedos
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:51 PM
Tuesday

someone should really sit him down and have a heart to heart

niyad

(133,640 posts)
16. Jackie Gleason immediately comes to mind. He always drressed well.
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:04 PM
Tuesday

Maury Chaykin ("Nero Wolfe" ) also dressed well, at least as I saw him in the series.

wnylib

(26,341 posts)
26. I think that he believes that it makes him look thinner
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 12:23 AM
Wednesday

if the jacket frames his outer edges in black and leaves the white shirt visible, as if all there is to his body above the waist is what you see of the shirt.

Same reason why he wears loose suits and long ties. Thinks that loose suits hide the fat and that long ties make people take a more vertical than horizontal look at him.

ShazzieB

(22,807 posts)
34. Yes, I'm sure that's what he thinks.
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 01:28 AM
Wednesday

It's hilariously ironic, because dressing like that just makes him look sloppy and schlumpy. Serves him right!

hlthe2b

(114,418 posts)
3. Well, that open-mouth drool of his advancing senility doesn't help...
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:41 PM
Tuesday

Why can't he just choke on his own bile and let us move on and try to salvage SOMETHING of this country.

wnylib

(26,341 posts)
29. I do wonder if he should be drinking an alcoholic beverage
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 12:27 AM
Wednesday

considering the meds that somebody gives him to keep him functioning (sort of).

ShazzieB

(22,807 posts)
38. I doubt that's what he's drinking.
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 01:34 AM
Wednesday

He's famously a tee totaller. If there was anything alcoholic in that glass, he probably only took a few sips.

I must say it's funny, seeing all these pics of him with King Charles, who has more style and elegance in his his little finger than Schlump has in his entire bloated carcass! I'll bet he enjoyed towering over Charles, but it's obvious which one is actually the bigger man.

Solly Mack

(97,161 posts)
9. Charles has his father's smug shit-eating grin. When Prince Phillip was dealing with someone he thought the fool he had
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:52 PM
Tuesday

the same grin.

Trump's tailor probably makes his clothing with panels to hide the girth while attempting to keep the lines as sleek as possible, but Trump is squishy, making that all but impossible.

Ocelot II

(131,061 posts)
15. I doubt he has a tailor. He probably buys his clothes off the rack because he's a cheap bastard
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:59 PM
Tuesday

and he doesn't want anyone telling him how he ought to dress, just like he doesn't want anyone to tell him that orange makeup makes him look like a rotting jack-o-lantern and his weird-ass hairdo doesn't cover his bald spots.

Maru Kitteh

(31,923 posts)
23. His skin looks like shit. He recently fell twice, on camera.
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:32 PM
Tuesday

Given his obvious health deficits, it would be weird if he didn’t hve at least one skin tear out of that.

unc70

(6,507 posts)
21. Tonight was "white tie" so it is an ill-fitted tailcoat
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:15 PM
Tuesday

Saturday night was "black tie" and he was wearing a tuxedo. Trump does not look good in either style, but the tailcoat really highlights what an oversized slob he is. The style can be unforgiving.

fierywoman

(8,621 posts)
37. Yup, "tails" , a.k.a. "frock" coat. The fit goes along with the same "aesthetic" --
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 01:33 AM
Wednesday

-- insert here -- that thinks the extra long red tie makes him appear thinner.

LeftInTX

(34,756 posts)
41. I'm kinda ghetto and don't know the difference. The closest thing I know is rented tuxes for proms and weddings.
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 08:21 AM
Wednesday

Beyond that experience, I know nothing about men's formal wear. I do not expect to become versed over the remainder for my life!


Can't even tell how much or little white should hang out from the bottom. Trump has the most, followed by Clinton and W.


Obama, Kennedy, Nixon, Eisenhower, Truman and Ford didn't have any white showing. Is it based on build? How would I know?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Presidents/comments/1je1cnk/which_president_looks_the_best_in_white_tie/

I don't think Trump is built for one of these....I don't know if you could come up with one that looks good on his build. Heck, Obama almost looks too thin for the thing.

usonian

(26,269 posts)
27. I like the absence of service medals.
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 12:24 AM
Wednesday

Yours truly has two.

And to drink?



And he calls it "The World's Finest Super Premium"

3catwoman3

(29,708 posts)
32. He probably doesn't want to let anyone take his measurements...
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 01:00 AM
Wednesday

for fear they would get leaked.

calimary

(90,551 posts)
36. The donald looks like he's out, on the moon somewhere.
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 01:30 AM
Wednesday

The king looks like he knows exactly where the donald went. But His Majesty is too well-versed in proper VIP etiquette, and is also too much of a gentleman to say anything.

Raine

(31,226 posts)
40. Actually l thought he looked better then usual
Wed Apr 29, 2026, 03:21 AM
Wednesday

he didn't have on that red necktie on that goes halfway down his entire body.

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