Where are the indictments for the millions who have 8647 buttons, hats, shirts and stickers? [View all]

They'd better get on the stick. There are thousands of variations available. Lots of sales records to subpoena.

And what about Bezos?? Hundreds of 8647 products are sold through Amazon.

Criminy, all Comey did was snap and post of photo of an 8647 seashell design.

I CANNOT imagine what lies the grand jury was told to get this indictment. But THAT is something that needs to be examined. I hope whatever judge tosses this out demands some answers on that. Clearly, the ONLY way one could get this absurd indictment is through some sort of prosecutorial misconduct.