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Orrex

(67,400 posts) Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:13 AM Mar 25

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Keeled over after routine check-up: cause of death? Too much perfect, beautiful health.

Coronary upon learning that Zelensky was nominated for the Nobel?

Drowned in the sea of taxpayer money that he's daily pouring into his illegal war of distraction?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Mar 25 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author SheltieLover Mar 25 #1

Strangled by his puppetmasters' strings as they fought for control? SheltieLover Mar 25 #2

No, but Coldwater Mar 25 #3

;-{) Snip Goonch Mar 25 #4

Fabulous malaise Mar 25 #7

Went for a limo ride and Tiger Woods was the chauffeur. twodogsbarking Mar 25 #5

This post has aged very well MustLoveBeagles Mar 27 #25

Rather weird but laughable. Thanks. twodogsbarking Mar 27 #27

THIS malaise Mar 25 #6

This surfered Mar 25 #9

Hehehehehe malaise Mar 25 #10

ding. this AllaN01Bear Mar 25 #22

Suffers fatal hernia from attempting to throw Hegseth under the bus over the war with Iran. surfered Mar 25 #8

You're on a malaise Mar 25 #11

No but malaise Mar 25 #12

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 25 #13

We share your dream surfered Mar 25 #14

👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Mar 25 #20

maybe he was inspired by his visit to Graceland and died like Elvis, trying to have a massive dump LymphocyteLover Mar 25 #15

🌞❤️ littlemissmartypants Mar 25 #16

No, goddamnit. Soon, I hope. Everything he touches he torches. Joinfortmill Mar 25 #17

"Orange Man Bad..." hlthe2b Mar 25 #18

Smart pup 👍 MustLoveBeagles Mar 25 #24

Is their a doctor in the haus? How many body parts can fall off before one dies? twodogsbarking Mar 25 #19

dang nabbit. no, james t kirk. not yet AllaN01Bear Mar 25 #21

Soon, very soon LetMyPeopleVote Mar 25 #23

Have a few more buckets of fried chicken Blue Owl Mar 27 #26