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Orrex

(67,399 posts) Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:13 AM Mar 25

Is he dead yet?

Keeled over after routine check-up: cause of death? Too much perfect, beautiful health.

Coronary upon learning that Zelensky was nominated for the Nobel?

Drowned in the sea of taxpayer money that he's daily pouring into his illegal war of distraction?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Mar 25 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author SheltieLover Mar 25 #1

Strangled by his puppetmasters' strings as they fought for control? SheltieLover Mar 25 #2

No, but Coldwater Mar 25 #3

;-{) Snip Goonch Mar 25 #4

Fabulous malaise Mar 25 #7

Went for a limo ride and Tiger Woods was the chauffeur. twodogsbarking Mar 25 #5

This post has aged very well MustLoveBeagles Mar 27 #25

Rather weird but laughable. Thanks. twodogsbarking Mar 27 #27

THIS malaise Mar 25 #6

This surfered Mar 25 #9

Hehehehehe malaise Mar 25 #10

ding. this AllaN01Bear Mar 25 #22

Suffers fatal hernia from attempting to throw Hegseth under the bus over the war with Iran. surfered Mar 25 #8

You're on a malaise Mar 25 #11

No but malaise Mar 25 #12

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 25 #13

We share your dream surfered Mar 25 #14

👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Mar 25 #20

maybe he was inspired by his visit to Graceland and died like Elvis, trying to have a massive dump LymphocyteLover Mar 25 #15

🌞❤️ littlemissmartypants Mar 25 #16

No, goddamnit. Soon, I hope. Everything he touches he torches. Joinfortmill Mar 25 #17

"Orange Man Bad..." hlthe2b Mar 25 #18

Smart pup 👍 MustLoveBeagles Mar 25 #24

Is their a doctor in the haus? How many body parts can fall off before one dies? twodogsbarking Mar 25 #19

dang nabbit. no, james t kirk. not yet AllaN01Bear Mar 25 #21

Soon, very soon LetMyPeopleVote Mar 25 #23

Have a few more buckets of fried chicken Blue Owl Mar 27 #26

Response to Orrex (Original post)

SheltieLover This message was self-deleted by its author.

SheltieLover

(81,745 posts)

2. Strangled by his puppetmasters' strings as they fought for control?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:18 AM

Mar 25

Choked on a hamberder when he learned Zelenskyy was formally nominated for a Nobel (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221121803 )

Strangled with leash when bibi & pootin had disagreement over whose turn it was to ~~wag~~ walk the dog?

Coldwater

(1,344 posts)

3. No, but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:20 AM

Mar 25

yesterday during the swearing-in ceremony of the new Department of Homeland Security Secretary, Trump's hand looked 'like a balloon' and face was drooping

Close, real close

Goonch

(5,603 posts)

4. ;-{) Snip

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:22 AM

Mar 25

malaise

(298,052 posts)

7. Fabulous

Reply to Goonch (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:30 AM

Mar 25

Rec

twodogsbarking

(19,367 posts)

5. Went for a limo ride and Tiger Woods was the chauffeur.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:28 AM

Mar 25

MustLoveBeagles

(17,316 posts)

25. This post has aged very well

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 27, 2026, 04:26 PM

Mar 27

Are you clairvoyant?

twodogsbarking

(19,367 posts)

27. Rather weird but laughable. Thanks.

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #25)

Fri Mar 27, 2026, 05:02 PM

Mar 27

malaise

(298,052 posts)

6. THIS

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:29 AM

Mar 25

Coronary upon learning that Zelensky was nominated for the Nobel?

surfered

(14,334 posts)

9. This

Reply to malaise (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:38 AM

Mar 25

malaise

(298,052 posts)

10. Hehehehehe

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:39 AM

Mar 25

Good one😀

AllaN01Bear

(29,808 posts)

22. ding. this

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 09:42 AM

Mar 25

id love to see him have a last fit on truth social and go

surfered

(14,334 posts)

8. Suffers fatal hernia from attempting to throw Hegseth under the bus over the war with Iran.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:33 AM

Mar 25

https://newrepublic.com/post/208073/trump-blames-pete-hegseth-iran-war

malaise

(298,052 posts)

11. You're on a

Reply to surfered (Reply #8)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:41 AM

Mar 25

roll😀

malaise

(298,052 posts)

12. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:43 AM

Mar 25

He sure is sleeping up a storm these days
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143637841

niyad

(134,058 posts)

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:43 AM

Mar 25

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,334 posts)

14. We share your dream

Reply to niyad (Reply #13)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:57 AM

Mar 25

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(81,745 posts)

20. 👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

Reply to niyad (Reply #13)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:59 AM

Mar 25

Come on, cholesterol! Tired of waiting.

LymphocyteLover

(10,166 posts)

15. maybe he was inspired by his visit to Graceland and died like Elvis, trying to have a massive dump

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:07 AM

Mar 25

littlemissmartypants

(34,399 posts)

16. 🌞❤️

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:08 AM

Mar 25

Joinfortmill

(21,679 posts)

17. No, goddamnit. Soon, I hope. Everything he touches he torches.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:25 AM

Mar 25

There's even volatility in U.S. Treasury Bills. WTF?

hlthe2b

(114,720 posts)

18. "Orange Man Bad..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:36 AM

Mar 25

(Smart Dog... )

MustLoveBeagles

(17,316 posts)

24. Smart pup 👍

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #18)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 04:59 PM

Mar 25

twodogsbarking

(19,367 posts)

19. Is their a doctor in the haus? How many body parts can fall off before one dies?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:43 AM

Mar 25

AllaN01Bear

(29,808 posts)

21. dang nabbit. no, james t kirk. not yet

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 09:40 AM

Mar 25

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,165 posts)

23. Soon, very soon

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 11:34 AM

Mar 25

Blue Owl

(59,635 posts)

26. Have a few more buckets of fried chicken

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2026, 04:29 PM

Mar 27

Then chase it down with a few more Big Macs and Diet Cokes

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