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Orrex

(67,104 posts) Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:13 AM Wednesday

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Is he dead yet?

Keeled over after routine check-up: cause of death? Too much perfect, beautiful health.

Coronary upon learning that Zelensky was nominated for the Nobel?

Drowned in the sea of taxpayer money that he's daily pouring into his illegal war of distraction?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Wednesday OP

This message was self-deleted by its author SheltieLover Wednesday #1

Strangled by his puppetmasters' strings as they fought for control? SheltieLover Wednesday #2

No, but Coldwater Wednesday #3

;-{) Snip Goonch Wednesday #4

Fabulous malaise Wednesday #7

Went for a limo ride and Tiger Woods was the chauffeur. twodogsbarking Wednesday #5

This post has aged very well MustLoveBeagles Friday #25

Rather weird but laughable. Thanks. twodogsbarking Friday #27

THIS malaise Wednesday #6

This surfered Wednesday #9

Hehehehehe malaise Wednesday #10

ding. this AllaN01Bear Wednesday #22

Suffers fatal hernia from attempting to throw Hegseth under the bus over the war with Iran. surfered Wednesday #8

You're on a malaise Wednesday #11

No but malaise Wednesday #12

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Wednesday #13

We share your dream surfered Wednesday #14

👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Wednesday #20

maybe he was inspired by his visit to Graceland and died like Elvis, trying to have a massive dump LymphocyteLover Wednesday #15

🌞❤️ littlemissmartypants Wednesday #16

No, goddamnit. Soon, I hope. Everything he touches he torches. Joinfortmill Wednesday #17

"Orange Man Bad..." hlthe2b Wednesday #18

Smart pup 👍 MustLoveBeagles Wednesday #24

Is their a doctor in the haus? How many body parts can fall off before one dies? twodogsbarking Wednesday #19

dang nabbit. no, james t kirk. not yet AllaN01Bear Wednesday #21

Soon, very soon LetMyPeopleVote Wednesday #23

Have a few more buckets of fried chicken Blue Owl Friday #26

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SheltieLover

(80,410 posts)

2. Strangled by his puppetmasters' strings as they fought for control?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:18 AM

Wednesday

Choked on a hamberder when he learned Zelenskyy was formally nominated for a Nobel (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221121803 )

Strangled with leash when bibi & pootin had disagreement over whose turn it was to ~~wag~~ walk the dog?

Coldwater

(1,272 posts)

3. No, but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:20 AM

Wednesday

yesterday during the swearing-in ceremony of the new Department of Homeland Security Secretary, Trump's hand looked 'like a balloon' and face was drooping

Close, real close

Goonch

(5,022 posts)

4. ;-{) Snip

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:22 AM

Wednesday

malaise

(295,997 posts)

7. Fabulous

Reply to Goonch (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:30 AM

Wednesday

Rec

twodogsbarking

(18,756 posts)

5. Went for a limo ride and Tiger Woods was the chauffeur.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:28 AM

Wednesday

MustLoveBeagles

(16,324 posts)

25. This post has aged very well

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 27, 2026, 04:26 PM

Friday

Are you clairvoyant?

twodogsbarking

(18,756 posts)

27. Rather weird but laughable. Thanks.

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #25)

Fri Mar 27, 2026, 05:02 PM

Friday

malaise

(295,997 posts)

6. THIS

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:29 AM

Wednesday

Coronary upon learning that Zelensky was nominated for the Nobel?

surfered

(13,431 posts)

9. This

Reply to malaise (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:38 AM

Wednesday

malaise

(295,997 posts)

10. Hehehehehe

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:39 AM

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Good one😀

AllaN01Bear

(29,467 posts)

22. ding. this

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 09:42 AM

Wednesday

id love to see him have a last fit on truth social and go

surfered

(13,431 posts)

8. Suffers fatal hernia from attempting to throw Hegseth under the bus over the war with Iran.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:33 AM

Wednesday

https://newrepublic.com/post/208073/trump-blames-pete-hegseth-iran-war

malaise

(295,997 posts)

11. You're on a

Reply to surfered (Reply #8)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:41 AM

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roll😀

malaise

(295,997 posts)

12. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:43 AM

Wednesday

He sure is sleeping up a storm these days
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143637841

niyad

(132,302 posts)

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:43 AM

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,431 posts)

14. We share your dream

Reply to niyad (Reply #13)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 07:57 AM

Wednesday

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(80,410 posts)

20. 👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

Reply to niyad (Reply #13)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:59 AM

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Come on, cholesterol! Tired of waiting.

LymphocyteLover

(9,832 posts)

15. maybe he was inspired by his visit to Graceland and died like Elvis, trying to have a massive dump

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:07 AM

Wednesday

littlemissmartypants

(33,476 posts)

16. 🌞❤️

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:08 AM

Wednesday

Joinfortmill

(21,135 posts)

17. No, goddamnit. Soon, I hope. Everything he touches he torches.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:25 AM

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There's even volatility in U.S. Treasury Bills. WTF?

hlthe2b

(113,913 posts)

18. "Orange Man Bad..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:36 AM

Wednesday

(Smart Dog... )

MustLoveBeagles

(16,324 posts)

24. Smart pup 👍

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #18)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 04:59 PM

Wednesday

twodogsbarking

(18,756 posts)

19. Is their a doctor in the haus? How many body parts can fall off before one dies?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 08:43 AM

Wednesday

AllaN01Bear

(29,467 posts)

21. dang nabbit. no, james t kirk. not yet

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 09:40 AM

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LetMyPeopleVote

(179,716 posts)

23. Soon, very soon

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 11:34 AM

Wednesday

Blue Owl

(59,067 posts)

26. Have a few more buckets of fried chicken

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2026, 04:29 PM

Friday

Then chase it down with a few more Big Macs and Diet Cokes

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