Is he dead yet? [View all]

Choked on outrage that the press was allowed back into White House press briefings?

Dehydrated when he couldn't get his straw into his juice box?

Assassinated by unknown operatives in the name of simple human decency?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?


(to anyone reading this, maybe let's avoid the temptation to cheapen Mueller's death by referencing it here)