He sure is terrified about the likely results of the coming November elections

"I keel him!!!"

Tried to run away and hid in the document disposal room and accidentally got shredded with Epstein files he was hiding.

Not to criticize your choices, I'm visualizing a Capri Sun with dehydration and choking. The result of being too weak to both insert the straw* and chew his way in with the outcome of tiny pieces (of the horrible container **) becoming lodged in both the esophagus and airway.

*Who among us while volunteering at some youth group function has not struggled with that damn straw?
**With what kind of horrible combination of plastic are those threats to the environment constructed?

This is not an endorsement of Capri Sun. It is, however, an endorsement of the thing we're all waiting for, lividity.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. Stay strong. Stay encouraged. Keep the faith.

❤️

Link to tweet

I'm wondering if I should feel guilty for laughing out loud at this one.

I will be praying for forgiveness, but only for waking up my dog, twodogsbarking.

😀🫥🤔

"But being this is a KING sized ketchup bottle, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?".

for the Trump family?

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

with Poot and Bibi. Fortunately, they manage to nail one another.

SNL's "The Standoff -- https://www.watcherswatch.com/snl-the-standoff-111820127