Not satire: Markwayne Mullin's first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark & Wayne; his mother put both [View all]
https://spectator.com/article/markwayne-mullin-the-senates-stoic-brawler/?edition=us
https://archive.ph/PTqsY
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In front of us, a Mullin cousin is dealing with a pink-strawberry-clad toddler who has dumped Dr. Pepper and then nacho cheese down her blouse.
Before I leave, I have to ask about the name, so I do. Mullin smiles. He has two uncles, he says, Mark and Wayne, and they couldnt decide whose name would come first he pulls out his phone, which he keeps unsubtly trying to lose, to show me a picture of them and after his mom put both names on the birth certificate, she meant to go back and pick one over the other, but never did. I hated that, he says, because I was in trouble so often as a kid in school, everyone knew when my name was on the loudspeaker. And that made me make more trouble. I swear if I hadnt married Christie, Id be in prison. Weve gotta make sure more people dont face that. That means jobs. That means making sure chickens and marijuana arent the big employers here.