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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNot satire: Markwayne Mullin's first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark & Wayne; his mother put both
names on his birth certificate, intending to later shorten his name to one of the two, but never did.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markwayne_Mullin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markwayne_Mullin
https://spectator.com/article/markwayne-mullin-the-senates-stoic-brawler/?edition=us
https://archive.ph/PTqsY
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In front of us, a Mullin cousin is dealing with a pink-strawberry-clad toddler who has dumped Dr. Pepper and then nacho cheese down her blouse. Before I leave, I have to ask about the name, so I do. Mullin smiles. He has two uncles, he says, Mark and Wayne, and they couldnt decide whose name would come first he pulls out his phone, which he keeps unsubtly trying to lose, to show me a picture of them and after his mom put both names on the birth certificate, she meant to go back and pick one over the other, but never did. I hated that, he says, because I was in trouble so often as a kid in school, everyone knew when my name was on the loudspeaker. And that made me make more trouble. I swear if I hadnt married Christie, Id be in prison. Weve gotta make sure more people dont face that. That means jobs. That means making sure chickens and marijuana arent the big employers here.
https://archive.ph/PTqsY
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In front of us, a Mullin cousin is dealing with a pink-strawberry-clad toddler who has dumped Dr. Pepper and then nacho cheese down her blouse. Before I leave, I have to ask about the name, so I do. Mullin smiles. He has two uncles, he says, Mark and Wayne, and they couldnt decide whose name would come first he pulls out his phone, which he keeps unsubtly trying to lose, to show me a picture of them and after his mom put both names on the birth certificate, she meant to go back and pick one over the other, but never did. I hated that, he says, because I was in trouble so often as a kid in school, everyone knew when my name was on the loudspeaker. And that made me make more trouble. I swear if I hadnt married Christie, Id be in prison. Weve gotta make sure more people dont face that. That means jobs. That means making sure chickens and marijuana arent the big employers here.
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Not satire: Markwayne Mullin's first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark & Wayne; his mother put both (Original Post)
Celerity
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Goonch
(4,856 posts)1. ;-{)....

Celerity
(54,253 posts)3. except Wayne is not Mullin's middle name. unlike John Wayne Gacy
Goonch
(4,856 posts)5. And John Wayne's real first name was Marion ;-{)
Celerity
(54,253 posts)6. John Wayne's birth name was Marion Morrison.
Goonch
(4,856 posts)9. Actualy, John Wayne's birth name was Marion Robert Morrison
Celerity
(54,253 posts)10. yes, that was his full birth name
usonian
(24,907 posts)2. Posting this for the last time (I hope) MARKWAYNE is an anagram for YAM WANKER.
Over and out.
11 Bravo
(24,304 posts)11. OK, now come over here and help me wipe off my keyboard!
usonian
(24,907 posts)12. I'm looking up the cure for Pepsi Syndrome.
Takes down nuclear reactors. Got to check on keyboards.
darkstar
(5,796 posts)4. Should have gone with the more fitting
Mudvein Mullin.
Tim S
(205 posts)7. Well, that name got him this far. He & his name *do* stick out
Aristus
(72,085 posts)8. Or we can just chalk it up to good old hillbilly-redneck Jim-Bob-ery.
LeftInTX
(34,180 posts)13. Oh well, weirder things have happened. Not the first, nor the last...