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TexasTowelie

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30. Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 12:45 PM

Feb 28

So that they could cut out the "take me to your Leader" bullshit and begin the anal probe immediately. Patient deceased from hemnoraged colon and galactic war declared by aliens because of the stench.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Feb 28 OP

Pummeled by angry Boy Scouts? SheltieLover Feb 28 #1

I'd rather it were him Marthe48 Feb 28 #2

Just fucking assassinated by anyone for literally any reason at all. 2MuchNoise Feb 28 #3

He is begging for assassination Grim Chieftain Feb 28 #24

;-{).....2028 Goonch Feb 28 #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 28 #5

I have a dream that he just dies soon! surfered Feb 28 #6

Rfn would be perfect SheltieLover Feb 28 #12

Soon... SheltieLover Feb 28 #11

Fell off his high horse and was trampled in the stampede. twodogsbarking Feb 28 #7

Exploding chicken nugget placed by Blumancru Feb 28 #8

If the Iranian snipers catch up to Barron Submariner Feb 28 #9

No but he and Netanyahu mountain grammy Feb 28 #10

What a week - he deposes Hillary Clinton & bombs Iran TBF Feb 28 #14

He and bibi just did. niyad Feb 28 #17

Wouldn't doubt bibs is in the trumpsteins Clouds Passing Feb 28 #22

Same here. ehud barak certainly is. niyad Feb 28 #23

Done in by a diaper laced with a anal necrotizing fungus... MiHale Feb 28 #13

ohhhhhhh, good one. niyad Feb 28 #16

He unmasks my dark side... MiHale Feb 28 #18

He has done that for many people. niyad Feb 28 #20

My hope, my wish, my prayer... surfered Feb 28 #15

... Harker Feb 28 #19

I hope every day to get the news of karma katching up with his death - but so far noooo. lark Feb 28 #21

"It is coming, you detestable orange blob... It is coming!" hlthe2b Feb 28 #25

When I wish for a superpower it's usually telekinesis. Ocelot II Feb 28 #26

If his head explodes we'll know who to thank. jls4561 Feb 28 #28

The first thing I do every morning is to check the headlines Wicked Blue Feb 28 #27

Day can't come soon enough mvd Feb 28 #29

Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens" TexasTowelie Feb 28 #30

Someone told him mercuryblues Feb 28 #31

No but malaise Feb 28 #32