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Orrex

(67,118 posts)
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:54 AM Feb 28

Is he dead yet?

Assassinated by Iranian agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?

Assassinated by Venezuelan agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?

Assassinated by Minnesotan agents in retaliation for his unprovoked war against them?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Feb 28 OP
Pummeled by angry Boy Scouts? SheltieLover Feb 28 #1
I'd rather it were him Marthe48 Feb 28 #2
Just fucking assassinated by anyone for literally any reason at all. 2MuchNoise Feb 28 #3
He is begging for assassination Grim Chieftain Feb 28 #24
;-{).....2028 Goonch Feb 28 #4
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 28 #5
I have a dream that he just dies soon! surfered Feb 28 #6
Rfn would be perfect SheltieLover Feb 28 #12
Soon... SheltieLover Feb 28 #11
Fell off his high horse and was trampled in the stampede. twodogsbarking Feb 28 #7
Exploding chicken nugget placed by Blumancru Feb 28 #8
If the Iranian snipers catch up to Barron Submariner Feb 28 #9
No but he and Netanyahu mountain grammy Feb 28 #10
What a week - he deposes Hillary Clinton & bombs Iran TBF Feb 28 #14
He and bibi just did. niyad Feb 28 #17
Wouldn't doubt bibs is in the trumpsteins Clouds Passing Feb 28 #22
Same here. ehud barak certainly is. niyad Feb 28 #23
Done in by a diaper laced with a anal necrotizing fungus... MiHale Feb 28 #13
ohhhhhhh, good one. niyad Feb 28 #16
He unmasks my dark side... MiHale Feb 28 #18
He has done that for many people. niyad Feb 28 #20
My hope, my wish, my prayer... surfered Feb 28 #15
... Harker Feb 28 #19
I hope every day to get the news of karma katching up with his death - but so far noooo. lark Feb 28 #21
"It is coming, you detestable orange blob... It is coming!" hlthe2b Feb 28 #25
When I wish for a superpower it's usually telekinesis. Ocelot II Feb 28 #26
If his head explodes we'll know who to thank. jls4561 Feb 28 #28
The first thing I do every morning is to check the headlines Wicked Blue Feb 28 #27
Day can't come soon enough mvd Feb 28 #29
Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens" TexasTowelie Feb 28 #30
Someone told him mercuryblues Feb 28 #31
No but malaise Feb 28 #32

SheltieLover

(80,570 posts)
1. Pummeled by angry Boy Scouts?
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:19 AM
Feb 28

Stroked out watching President Clinton's post deposition interview? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100221054623 )

Threw a fatal tantrum over President Biden's SC speech, in which he accused tsf of having a "weird obsession with Barack Obama?) ( https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/biden-trump-favorability-combative-speech-south-carolina-rcna261085 )

Fatal heart attack over the fact that his minions set a precedent deposing President Clinton, one which will bite him in his diaper?

Marthe48

(23,187 posts)
2. I'd rather it were him
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:27 AM
Feb 28

Than 40 + Iranian school girls.

Or who knows how many victims in American cities

Or who knows how many victims on a boat

Or who knows how many victims of rape





niyad

(132,526 posts)
5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:19 AM
Feb 28

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Blumancru

(267 posts)
8. Exploding chicken nugget placed by
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:39 AM
Feb 28

unknown agent. The spouses of higher officials are suspected, as most are foreign born (American women won’t have anything to do with them).

At least thirty people claim credit, so the actual perp is never determined.

mountain grammy

(29,040 posts)
10. No but he and Netanyahu
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 09:45 AM
Feb 28

Just bombed Iran. His kill rate is going up. He’s determined to start WW3.

TBF

(36,702 posts)
14. What a week - he deposes Hillary Clinton & bombs Iran
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 10:12 AM
Feb 28

all to get attention off HIS role in the Epstein affairs.

Donald, we know what you did.

MiHale

(13,037 posts)
13. Done in by a diaper laced with a anal necrotizing fungus...
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 10:04 AM
Feb 28

that flourished in his ‘swampy area’ and worked it’s way throughout his fetid body.

lark

(26,081 posts)
21. I hope every day to get the news of karma katching up with his death - but so far noooo.
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 10:42 AM
Feb 28

Hopes and prayers

Wicked Blue

(8,871 posts)
27. The first thing I do every morning is to check the headlines
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 12:35 PM
Feb 28

while asking myself, "Is he dead yet?"

The next thing I say is "Dammit!"

I wonder if his Board of Peace will chastise him for starting a war.

Nah, they'll just award him the Trump Peace Prize.

Will no one rid us of this turbulent pest?

TexasTowelie

(127,391 posts)
30. Planetary alignment provided directions to "illegal aliens"
Sat Feb 28, 2026, 12:45 PM
Feb 28

So that they could cut out the "take me to your Leader" bullshit and begin the anal probe immediately. Patient deceased from hemnoraged colon and galactic war declared by aliens because of the stench.

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