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Traildogbob

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52. Impossible feat.

Sat Feb 14, 2026, 01:30 PM

Feb 2026

Like being lost in the wilderness for 6 weeks, eating twigs and grubs to survive, then rescued and all you are allowed is one box of two dozen home made still warm chocolate chip cookies and you can only choose one cookie. The Choice given here is just worse than that. And two dozen would not scratch the itch in either scenario.

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Post Trump: You only get five administration officials to go to jail. Who would you pick? [View all] Chasstev365 Feb 2026 OP

Good list! I agree completely... Rhiannon12866 Feb 2026 #1

Somehow, some way.............. MyOwnPeace Feb 2026 #16

Isn't he ill? He's no longer majority leader and there's good chance that he'll retire soon Rhiannon12866 Feb 2026 #17

Don't care if he IS ill and/or retiring..... MyOwnPeace Feb 2026 #18

I Like Your List. (It's "Stephen.") ColoringFool Feb 2026 #2

Yep. "Ph" like in Adolph Orrex Feb 2026 #4

To Be Extra-Pedantic: The OG Was "Adolf." 🙂 ColoringFool Feb 2026 #6

But then the joke doesn't work. Orrex Feb 2026 #43

Can my five picks go to jail for offing all the others? Orrex Feb 2026 #3

I like how you think! WestMichRad Feb 2026 #8

1. Vought Ars Longa Feb 2026 #61

Decent list but don't forget FalloutShelter Feb 2026 #5

Why stop at five? (n/t) PJMcK Feb 2026 #7

Excellent choices. In a pinch, I'd substitute Vought for Lutnick. Buns_of_Fire Feb 2026 #9

Solid list SunImp Feb 2026 #10

bessent, patel,, blanche, witkoff, flynn rampartd Feb 2026 #11

This is why I love DU! So many great choices. Thanks! Chasstev365 Feb 2026 #12

Add: Kash Patel lamp_shade Feb 2026 #13

Karma will deal with the rest of them. ProudMNDemocrat Feb 2026 #14

Good list but I'd put in RFK Jr. mvd Feb 2026 #15

Eric, Don Jr., Jared, Ivanka, and Laura Johonny Feb 2026 #19

Don't forget Melania, and moonscape Feb 2026 #50

Subtract Nutlick ABC123Easy Feb 2026 #20

Would the jail be one of the inhuman torture centers where they've kept detainees? Mister Ed Feb 2026 #21

Maybe a top ten? 2naSalit Feb 2026 #22

We're all forgetting Russ "Project 2025" Vought and Elon "Pasty E" Musk. They've done a LOT of damage. Efilroft Sul Feb 2026 #23

GMTA! Buns_of_Fire Feb 2026 #59

Trump should obvioiusly be already in jail before them. lark Feb 2026 #24

Only 5? Oh my! Totally Tunsie Feb 2026 #25

TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF. Sneederbunk Feb 2026 #26

I'd swap Nutlick for RFK Jr. He's more dangerous. Ocelot II Feb 2026 #27

How many can we send to a mental hospitol? doc03 Feb 2026 #28

Forensic Ward RockCreek Feb 2026 #54

There's plenty of room in detention centers bucolic_frolic Feb 2026 #29

All the above - hard to believe no one has called out "Little Marco" - an absolute disgusting bootlicker. walkingman Feb 2026 #30

Rubio. Kid Berwyn Feb 2026 #34

My 5 picks: every, last, one, of, them! unblock Feb 2026 #31

List rso Feb 2026 #32

Russell Vought and all the traitors of Project 2025 Kid Berwyn Feb 2026 #33

Those five are a great start Roc2020 Feb 2026 #35

#2-4 are all future rats, so witness protection, not prison. flvegan Feb 2026 #36

If we're talking about my dreamworld, I need a trump perpwalk. Though I doubt I'll get it in real life. Scrivener7 Feb 2026 #37

All good, but would trade Licknuts for Patel. nt allegorical oracle Feb 2026 #38

Perfect list for a start! Quanta Feb 2026 #39

You forgot to mention that it is a given Trump is dead misanthrope Feb 2026 #40

Can't we just invite the whole lot to a private film screening in a little Paris movie theater? misanthrope Feb 2026 #41

Great reference Chasstev365 Feb 2026 #42

Trump, Miller, Noem, Bondi, Gabbard LudwigPastorius Feb 2026 #44

DONALD TRUMP would be "JOB ONE"! Jack Valentino Feb 2026 #45

I imagine you mean "other than Trump himself". What about people formerly employed by the admin? Does Musk count? FascismIsDeath Feb 2026 #46

Musk poses a far greater risk to humanity than Lutnick misanthrope Feb 2026 #47

Rubio, Miller. Noem, Hegseth, Kavanaugh BlueWaveNeverEnd Feb 2026 #48

Is there anyone that wouldn't have Miller in the top 5 ? JI7 Feb 2026 #49

miller, vought, vance, bondi, and rfk TBF Feb 2026 #51

Impossible feat. Traildogbob Feb 2026 #52

My Easy Picks.... pdxflyboy Feb 2026 #53

I'll take five... sakabatou Feb 2026 #55

If Miller could be added more than once, otherwise BluenFLA Feb 2026 #56

No way! redwitch Feb 2026 #57

This is a start, but AFTER Shitler is strung up or is dead anyway Jilly_in_VA Feb 2026 #58

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Feb 2026 #60