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Chasstev365

(7,420 posts)
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 07:55 AM 17 hrs ago

Post Trump: You only get five administration officials to go to jail. Who would you pick?

I doubt many will disagree with my picks, but feel free to nominate others.

1. Stephen Miller
2. Pam Bondi
3. Kristy Noem
4. Pete Hegseth
5. Howard Lutnick

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Post Trump: You only get five administration officials to go to jail. Who would you pick? (Original Post) Chasstev365 17 hrs ago OP
Good list! I agree completely... Rhiannon12866 17 hrs ago #1
Somehow, some way.............. MyOwnPeace 16 hrs ago #16
Isn't he ill? He's no longer majority leader and there's good chance that he'll retire soon Rhiannon12866 16 hrs ago #17
Don't care if he IS ill and/or retiring..... MyOwnPeace 16 hrs ago #18
I Like Your List. (It's "Stephen.") ColoringFool 17 hrs ago #2
Yep. "Ph" like in Adolph Orrex 17 hrs ago #4
To Be Extra-Pedantic: The OG Was "Adolf." 🙂 ColoringFool 17 hrs ago #6
But then the joke doesn't work. Orrex 2 hrs ago #43
Can my five picks go to jail for offing all the others? Orrex 17 hrs ago #3
I like how you think! WestMichRad 16 hrs ago #8
Decent list but don't forget FalloutShelter 17 hrs ago #5
Why stop at five? (n/t) PJMcK 17 hrs ago #7
Excellent choices. In a pinch, I'd substitute Vought for Lutnick. Buns_of_Fire 16 hrs ago #9
Solid list SunImp 16 hrs ago #10
bessent, patel,, blanche, witkoff, flynn rampartd 16 hrs ago #11
This is why I love DU! So many great choices. Thanks! Chasstev365 16 hrs ago #12
Add: Kash Patel lamp_shade 16 hrs ago #13
Karma will deal with the rest of them. ProudMNDemocrat 16 hrs ago #14
Good list but I'd put in RFK Jr. mvd 16 hrs ago #15
Eric, Don Jr., Jared, Ivanka, and Laura Johonny 15 hrs ago #19
Subtract Nutlick ABC123Easy 15 hrs ago #20
Would the jail be one of the inhuman torture centers where they've kept detainees? Mister Ed 15 hrs ago #21
Maybe a top ten? 2naSalit 14 hrs ago #22
We're all forgetting Russ "Project 2025" Vought and Elon "Pasty E" Musk. They've done a LOT of damage. Efilroft Sul 14 hrs ago #23
Trump should obvioiusly be already in jail before them. lark 14 hrs ago #24
Only 5? Oh my! Totally Tunsie 13 hrs ago #25
TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF. Sneederbunk 13 hrs ago #26
I'd swap Nutlick for RFK Jr. He's more dangerous. Ocelot II 13 hrs ago #27
How many can we send to a mental hospitol? doc03 13 hrs ago #28
There's plenty of room in detention centers bucolic_frolic 13 hrs ago #29
All the above - hard to believe no one has called out "Little Marco" - an absolute disgusting bootlicker. walkingman 13 hrs ago #30
Rubio. Kid Berwyn 13 hrs ago #34
My 5 picks: every, last, one, of, them! unblock 13 hrs ago #31
List rso 13 hrs ago #32
Russell Vought and all the traitors of Project 2025 Kid Berwyn 13 hrs ago #33
Those five are a great start Roc2020 13 hrs ago #35
#2-4 are all future rats, so witness protection, not prison. flvegan 12 hrs ago #36
If we're talking about my dreamworld, I need a trump perpwalk. Though I doubt I'll get it in real life. Scrivener7 12 hrs ago #37
All good, but would trade Licknuts for Patel. nt allegorical oracle 12 hrs ago #38
Perfect list for a start! Quanta 10 hrs ago #39
You forgot to mention that it is a given Trump is dead misanthrope 10 hrs ago #40
Can't we just invite the whole lot to a private film screening in a little Paris movie theater? misanthrope 9 hrs ago #41
Great reference Chasstev365 2 hrs ago #42
Trump, Miller, Noem, Bondi, Gabbard LudwigPastorius 2 hrs ago #44
DONALD TRUMP would be "JOB ONE"! Jack Valentino 2 hrs ago #45
I imagine you mean "other than Trump himself". What about people formerly employed by the admin? Does Musk count? FascismIsDeath 2 hrs ago #46

MyOwnPeace

(17,473 posts)
16. Somehow, some way..............
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:38 AM
16 hrs ago

Mitch McConnell has to be dealt with. It was his fuckery that gave us the Supreme Court that has allowed all of the tRump-led fuckery to even take place.
Maybe if Krispy Gnome shoots McConnell (thinking he was a ‘mad’ turtle)’ we get rid of McTurtle and Krispy still goes to jail…….

Rhiannon12866

(252,547 posts)
17. Isn't he ill? He's no longer majority leader and there's good chance that he'll retire soon
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:46 AM
16 hrs ago

So why waste the ammo. Not only that, but I'd sooner get rid of her much sooner...

MyOwnPeace

(17,473 posts)
18. Don't care if he IS ill and/or retiring.....
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:57 AM
16 hrs ago

he MUST pay for what he did to our country! Just like the Nuremberg Trials - even though the war was over and they had lost - they still had to pay for their crimes.
Besides, it would be an example for the future, unlike when Nixon was ‘forgiven.’
And on top of all of that - Krispy Gnome would be getting even more serious charges and longer sentences - and, it’s finally one job that we know she could successfully handle (unlike her current one)!

Buns_of_Fire

(19,061 posts)
9. Excellent choices. In a pinch, I'd substitute Vought for Lutnick.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:12 AM
16 hrs ago

Either way, I propose we take all the runners-up, put them in stocks in the town square, and allow the populace to pelt them with feces for a fortnight.

Johonny

(25,807 posts)
19. Eric, Don Jr., Jared, Ivanka, and Laura
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:29 AM
15 hrs ago

For life and it would be much, much deserved. Fuck that family. I want to see Trump watch his fading senior years as his family rots in jail because of him.

ABC123Easy

(164 posts)
20. Subtract Nutlick
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:29 AM
15 hrs ago

Obviously, not one of these people will go to prison after Dump is gone but please add Kash Patel.

Nutlick is doomed either way after '28. He's a joke and the public has seen it.

I wanna see tiny Kashman go to prison.

All 5 are a fantasy but since nothing will be done to punish them after Dump, I can dream.

Mister Ed

(6,880 posts)
21. Would the jail be one of the inhuman torture centers where they've kept detainees?
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:51 AM
15 hrs ago

And not a cushy resort like the one where Ghislane Maxwell spends her days?

Efilroft Sul

(4,375 posts)
23. We're all forgetting Russ "Project 2025" Vought and Elon "Pasty E" Musk. They've done a LOT of damage.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 10:41 AM
14 hrs ago

* Except for Buns of Fire for remembering Vought, above. Cheers!

lark

(25,969 posts)
24. Trump should obvioiusly be already in jail before them.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 10:45 AM
14 hrs ago

I would agree with everyone on this list but would like to add at least 2 more -

Bessent
Kennedy

walkingman

(10,550 posts)
30. All the above - hard to believe no one has called out "Little Marco" - an absolute disgusting bootlicker.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:20 AM
13 hrs ago

Also Lee Zeldin - head of EPA

Kid Berwyn

(23,753 posts)
33. Russell Vought and all the traitors of Project 2025
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:48 AM
13 hrs ago

Steve Bannon
Roger Stone
Paul Manafort
Alex Acosta

Bonus Traitor: Pam Bondi

Roc2020

(1,761 posts)
35. Those five are a great start
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:51 AM
13 hrs ago

Then go after the those hiding in the background. Nuremberg. I'm starting to like the sound of it

flvegan

(66,019 posts)
36. #2-4 are all future rats, so witness protection, not prison.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 12:07 PM
12 hrs ago

If justice does prevail, watching these miserable fucks race to be the first ones to turn state/fed evidence will be nothing but delightful. All the knives in all the backs!!

misanthrope

(9,436 posts)
40. You forgot to mention that it is a given Trump is dead
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 03:03 PM
10 hrs ago

because that looks more and more like the only way we move into "post Trump."

misanthrope

(9,436 posts)
41. Can't we just invite the whole lot to a private film screening in a little Paris movie theater?
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 03:09 PM
9 hrs ago

Shoshana can always make room. I heard they'll all have a hot time.


Jack Valentino

(4,678 posts)
45. DONALD TRUMP would be "JOB ONE"!
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 10:37 PM
2 hrs ago

Then
1. Stephen Miller
2. Pam Bondi
3. Kristy Noem
4. Pete Hegseth


I don't even know who Howard Lutnick is--- guess he hasn't got very much media attention.

So many criminals and so little media bandwidth---


FascismIsDeath

(109 posts)
46. I imagine you mean "other than Trump himself". What about people formerly employed by the admin? Does Musk count?
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 10:40 PM
2 hrs ago

Because if so, I'm dropping Lutnick and replacing him with Elon. Lutnick is dogshit but I don't think Lutnick actually raped any kids.

I'm unsure about Elon in that respect but also what he did with DOGE was highly criminal... among other things.

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