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Chasstev365

(8,115 posts)
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 08:55 AM Feb 2026

Post Trump: You only get five administration officials to go to jail. Who would you pick?

I doubt many will disagree with my picks, but feel free to nominate others.

1. Stephen Miller
2. Pam Bondi
3. Kristy Noem
4. Pete Hegseth
5. Howard Lutnick

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Post Trump: You only get five administration officials to go to jail. Who would you pick? (Original Post) Chasstev365 Feb 2026 OP
Good list! I agree completely... Rhiannon12866 Feb 2026 #1
Somehow, some way.............. MyOwnPeace Feb 2026 #16
Isn't he ill? He's no longer majority leader and there's good chance that he'll retire soon Rhiannon12866 Feb 2026 #17
Don't care if he IS ill and/or retiring..... MyOwnPeace Feb 2026 #18
I Like Your List. (It's "Stephen.") ColoringFool Feb 2026 #2
Yep. "Ph" like in Adolph Orrex Feb 2026 #4
To Be Extra-Pedantic: The OG Was "Adolf." 🙂 ColoringFool Feb 2026 #6
But then the joke doesn't work. Orrex Feb 2026 #43
Can my five picks go to jail for offing all the others? Orrex Feb 2026 #3
I like how you think! WestMichRad Feb 2026 #8
1. Vought Ars Longa Feb 2026 #61
Decent list but don't forget FalloutShelter Feb 2026 #5
Why stop at five? (n/t) PJMcK Feb 2026 #7
Excellent choices. In a pinch, I'd substitute Vought for Lutnick. Buns_of_Fire Feb 2026 #9
Solid list SunImp Feb 2026 #10
bessent, patel,, blanche, witkoff, flynn rampartd Feb 2026 #11
This is why I love DU! So many great choices. Thanks! Chasstev365 Feb 2026 #12
Add: Kash Patel lamp_shade Feb 2026 #13
Karma will deal with the rest of them. ProudMNDemocrat Feb 2026 #14
Good list but I'd put in RFK Jr. mvd Feb 2026 #15
Eric, Don Jr., Jared, Ivanka, and Laura Johonny Feb 2026 #19
Don't forget Melania, and moonscape Feb 2026 #50
Subtract Nutlick ABC123Easy Feb 2026 #20
Would the jail be one of the inhuman torture centers where they've kept detainees? Mister Ed Feb 2026 #21
Maybe a top ten? 2naSalit Feb 2026 #22
We're all forgetting Russ "Project 2025" Vought and Elon "Pasty E" Musk. They've done a LOT of damage. Efilroft Sul Feb 2026 #23
GMTA! Buns_of_Fire Feb 2026 #59
Trump should obvioiusly be already in jail before them. lark Feb 2026 #24
Only 5? Oh my! Totally Tunsie Feb 2026 #25
TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF. Sneederbunk Feb 2026 #26
I'd swap Nutlick for RFK Jr. He's more dangerous. Ocelot II Feb 2026 #27
How many can we send to a mental hospitol? doc03 Feb 2026 #28
Forensic Ward RockCreek Feb 2026 #54
There's plenty of room in detention centers bucolic_frolic Feb 2026 #29
All the above - hard to believe no one has called out "Little Marco" - an absolute disgusting bootlicker. walkingman Feb 2026 #30
Rubio. Kid Berwyn Feb 2026 #34
My 5 picks: every, last, one, of, them! unblock Feb 2026 #31
List rso Feb 2026 #32
Russell Vought and all the traitors of Project 2025 Kid Berwyn Feb 2026 #33
Those five are a great start Roc2020 Feb 2026 #35
#2-4 are all future rats, so witness protection, not prison. flvegan Feb 2026 #36
If we're talking about my dreamworld, I need a trump perpwalk. Though I doubt I'll get it in real life. Scrivener7 Feb 2026 #37
All good, but would trade Licknuts for Patel. nt allegorical oracle Feb 2026 #38
Perfect list for a start! Quanta Feb 2026 #39
You forgot to mention that it is a given Trump is dead misanthrope Feb 2026 #40
Can't we just invite the whole lot to a private film screening in a little Paris movie theater? misanthrope Feb 2026 #41
Great reference Chasstev365 Feb 2026 #42
Trump, Miller, Noem, Bondi, Gabbard LudwigPastorius Feb 2026 #44
DONALD TRUMP would be "JOB ONE"! Jack Valentino Feb 2026 #45
I imagine you mean "other than Trump himself". What about people formerly employed by the admin? Does Musk count? FascismIsDeath Feb 2026 #46
Musk poses a far greater risk to humanity than Lutnick misanthrope Feb 2026 #47
Rubio, Miller. Noem, Hegseth, Kavanaugh BlueWaveNeverEnd Feb 2026 #48
Is there anyone that wouldn't have Miller in the top 5 ? JI7 Feb 2026 #49
miller, vought, vance, bondi, and rfk TBF Feb 2026 #51
Impossible feat. Traildogbob Feb 2026 #52
My Easy Picks.... pdxflyboy Feb 2026 #53
I'll take five... sakabatou Feb 2026 #55
If Miller could be added more than once, otherwise BluenFLA Feb 2026 #56
No way! redwitch Feb 2026 #57
This is a start, but AFTER Shitler is strung up or is dead anyway Jilly_in_VA Feb 2026 #58
This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Feb 2026 #60

MyOwnPeace

(17,607 posts)
16. Somehow, some way..............
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:38 AM
Feb 2026

Mitch McConnell has to be dealt with. It was his fuckery that gave us the Supreme Court that has allowed all of the tRump-led fuckery to even take place.
Maybe if Krispy Gnome shoots McConnell (thinking he was a ‘mad’ turtle)’ we get rid of McTurtle and Krispy still goes to jail…….

Rhiannon12866

(258,602 posts)
17. Isn't he ill? He's no longer majority leader and there's good chance that he'll retire soon
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:46 AM
Feb 2026

So why waste the ammo. Not only that, but I'd sooner get rid of her much sooner...

MyOwnPeace

(17,607 posts)
18. Don't care if he IS ill and/or retiring.....
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:57 AM
Feb 2026

he MUST pay for what he did to our country! Just like the Nuremberg Trials - even though the war was over and they had lost - they still had to pay for their crimes.
Besides, it would be an example for the future, unlike when Nixon was ‘forgiven.’
And on top of all of that - Krispy Gnome would be getting even more serious charges and longer sentences - and, it’s finally one job that we know she could successfully handle (unlike her current one)!

Buns_of_Fire

(19,218 posts)
9. Excellent choices. In a pinch, I'd substitute Vought for Lutnick.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:12 AM
Feb 2026

Either way, I propose we take all the runners-up, put them in stocks in the town square, and allow the populace to pelt them with feces for a fortnight.

rampartd

(5,013 posts)
11. bessent, patel,, blanche, witkoff, flynn
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 09:12 AM
Feb 2026

there is plenty of room in el salvador for many more

Johonny

(26,576 posts)
19. Eric, Don Jr., Jared, Ivanka, and Laura
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 10:29 AM
Feb 2026

For life and it would be much, much deserved. Fuck that family. I want to see Trump watch his fading senior years as his family rots in jail because of him.

ABC123Easy

(344 posts)
20. Subtract Nutlick
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 10:29 AM
Feb 2026

Obviously, not one of these people will go to prison after Dump is gone but please add Kash Patel.

Nutlick is doomed either way after '28. He's a joke and the public has seen it.

I wanna see tiny Kashman go to prison.

All 5 are a fantasy but since nothing will be done to punish them after Dump, I can dream.

Mister Ed

(6,988 posts)
21. Would the jail be one of the inhuman torture centers where they've kept detainees?
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 10:51 AM
Feb 2026

And not a cushy resort like the one where Ghislane Maxwell spends her days?

Efilroft Sul

(4,461 posts)
23. We're all forgetting Russ "Project 2025" Vought and Elon "Pasty E" Musk. They've done a LOT of damage.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:41 AM
Feb 2026

* Except for Buns of Fire for remembering Vought, above. Cheers!

Buns_of_Fire

(19,218 posts)
59. GMTA!
Sat Feb 14, 2026, 02:30 PM
Feb 2026
(Let's nationalize the Heritage Foundation building and use it for executive prison space!)

lark

(26,112 posts)
24. Trump should obvioiusly be already in jail before them.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:45 AM
Feb 2026

I would agree with everyone on this list but would like to add at least 2 more -

Bessent
Kennedy

walkingman

(11,142 posts)
30. All the above - hard to believe no one has called out "Little Marco" - an absolute disgusting bootlicker.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 12:20 PM
Feb 2026

Also Lee Zeldin - head of EPA

Kid Berwyn

(25,053 posts)
33. Russell Vought and all the traitors of Project 2025
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 12:48 PM
Feb 2026

Steve Bannon
Roger Stone
Paul Manafort
Alex Acosta

Bonus Traitor: Pam Bondi

Roc2020

(1,793 posts)
35. Those five are a great start
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 12:51 PM
Feb 2026

Then go after the those hiding in the background. Nuremberg. I'm starting to like the sound of it

flvegan

(66,509 posts)
36. #2-4 are all future rats, so witness protection, not prison.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 01:07 PM
Feb 2026

If justice does prevail, watching these miserable fucks race to be the first ones to turn state/fed evidence will be nothing but delightful. All the knives in all the backs!!

Scrivener7

(60,063 posts)
37. If we're talking about my dreamworld, I need a trump perpwalk. Though I doubt I'll get it in real life.
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 01:37 PM
Feb 2026

misanthrope

(9,623 posts)
40. You forgot to mention that it is a given Trump is dead
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 04:03 PM
Feb 2026

because that looks more and more like the only way we move into "post Trump."

misanthrope

(9,623 posts)
41. Can't we just invite the whole lot to a private film screening in a little Paris movie theater?
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 04:09 PM
Feb 2026

Shoshana can always make room. I heard they'll all have a hot time.


LudwigPastorius

(14,988 posts)
44. Trump, Miller, Noem, Bondi, Gabbard
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:31 PM
Feb 2026

If Trump is already a given, I'd move Hegseth into his slot for a cell.

Jack Valentino

(5,244 posts)
45. DONALD TRUMP would be "JOB ONE"!
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:37 PM
Feb 2026

Then
1. Stephen Miller
2. Pam Bondi
3. Kristy Noem
4. Pete Hegseth


I don't even know who Howard Lutnick is--- guess he hasn't got very much media attention.

So many criminals and so little media bandwidth---


FascismIsDeath

(250 posts)
46. I imagine you mean "other than Trump himself". What about people formerly employed by the admin? Does Musk count?
Fri Feb 13, 2026, 11:40 PM
Feb 2026

Because if so, I'm dropping Lutnick and replacing him with Elon. Lutnick is dogshit but I don't think Lutnick actually raped any kids.

I'm unsure about Elon in that respect but also what he did with DOGE was highly criminal... among other things.

TBF

(37,127 posts)
51. miller, vought, vance, bondi, and rfk
Sat Feb 14, 2026, 01:24 PM
Feb 2026

I think if we could remove miller, vought, and vance from the admin we would have a chance at stopping Project 2025.

I don't think Trump cares about P2025 at all, he just wants to be king and not go to jail - period. He figures if he can stay president he can accomplish that. But others are much more focused on ramming through P2025, and that's when our democracy completely falls.

Traildogbob

(13,156 posts)
52. Impossible feat.
Sat Feb 14, 2026, 01:30 PM
Feb 2026

Like being lost in the wilderness for 6 weeks, eating twigs and grubs to survive, then rescued and all you are allowed is one box of two dozen home made still warm chocolate chip cookies and you can only choose one cookie. The Choice given here is just worse than that. And two dozen would not scratch the itch in either scenario.

BluenFLA

(232 posts)
56. If Miller could be added more than once, otherwise
Sat Feb 14, 2026, 01:33 PM
Feb 2026

1. Miller
2. Noem
3. Hegseth
4. Bondi
5. Rubio

Jilly_in_VA

(14,624 posts)
58. This is a start, but AFTER Shitler is strung up or is dead anyway
Sat Feb 14, 2026, 01:50 PM
Feb 2026

1. Stephen Miller
2. Pam Bondi
3. Pete Hegseth
4. Russel Vought
5. Kristi Noem/Tom Homan

Second string:
6. JD Vance
7. Marco Rubio
8. Howard Lutnick
9. RFK Jr
10. Tricia McLaughlin/Karoline Leavitt

The last on both lists are essentially because they are two bodies, one head, and both lying.

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