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usonian

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19. There's a cure. GIVE IT ALL AWAY!!

Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:48 PM

Feb 4

Will it make him happy?

Well, there's an old joke, modified for Elon.

Elon is obnoxious.
How obnoxious is he?
He's so obnoxious that the Dalai Lama punched him out.

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Elon ain't happy. [View all] Swede Feb 4 OP

Still hurt that he wasn't invited to Epstein's wildest parties newdeal2 Feb 4 #1

or maybe impatient that the U.S. Nazi Party is not yet officially recognized.... Jack Valentino Feb 5 #56

No shite...what an incredible boor and imbecile... wcmagumba Feb 4 #2

Don't put my name on anything! BidenRocks Feb 4 #20

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. GopherGal Feb 4 #3

Poor baby Beetwasher. Feb 4 #4

Well....he can take himself purr-rat beauty Feb 4 #5

Soulless piece of shit UpInArms Feb 4 #6

Now see, I would like it to end. Today would be good. Ohhh, sorry, I thought niyad Feb 4 #9

... SheltieLover Feb 4 #13

I can only hope our misery UpInArms Feb 4 #18

That would make me smile more. Hugin Feb 5 #40

Pity durablend Feb 4 #7

Interesting how many people, just in the first few comments I read, niyad Feb 4 #8

HA HA, 1000 replies in a couple of hours!!? Leghorn21 Feb 4 #10

But it can buy elections and our personal information. kellytore Feb 4 #11

Call the whaaaaaambulance... Enter stage left Feb 4 #12

I'm thrilled he's miserable. mzmolly Feb 4 #14

Wherever this is headed with that guy I hope there is Klarkashton Feb 4 #15

Ha! TickTock, you ain't seen nothin yet! Joinfortmill Feb 4 #16

Is he still breathing? littlemissmartypants Feb 4 #17

There's a cure. GIVE IT ALL AWAY!! usonian Feb 4 #19

"I don't think you're happy enough." Wednesdays Feb 4 #21

BRILLIANT! LMMFAO ZDU Feb 4 #30

Sooo...he thought he could get away with anything because of his money, then. Baitball Blogger Feb 4 #22

France is gonna make him *real* happy when the contents of his Paris office comes to the light Deuxcents Feb 4 #23

He's fucked! Swede Feb 5 #39

Self inflicted orangecrush Feb 4 #24

Cry harder dweller Feb 4 #25

If it makes you that miserable, then send it all to me, motherfucker. GoCubsGo Feb 4 #26

"Elon ain't happy." - K&R for, Maybe Mars would be better?!1 UTUSN Feb 4 #27

Fuck that Nazi, why doesn't he slither away and stop inflicting himself on the rest of us. Go to mars prick Blues Heron Feb 4 #28

Eloon the Pedo. roamer65 Feb 4 #29

#sad ZDU Feb 4 #31

Pauvre petit Lone Skum ... LSparkle Feb 4 #32

Maybe he'll be cellmates with Andrew Windsor Hassler Feb 5 #33

Moving to Mars might make the man merrier struggle4progress Feb 5 #34

Whoa.. That Makes Me Happy! Cha Feb 5 #35

oooh lil privileged baby who defrauded three hundred million citizen Justice matters. Feb 5 #36

GOOD. calimary Feb 5 #37

Chomo asking for help !! stonecutter357 Feb 5 #38

Good. And Tesla stock is taking a nose dive. Liberal In Texas Feb 5 #41

It's up from what it was six months ago. littlemissmartypants Feb 5 #46

The whines of a petulant narcissist. Oneironaut Feb 5 #42

Flip on trump to mend your ways. JudyM Feb 5 #43

Maybe he should use his money for good instead of using it to make even more money. Midnight Writer Feb 5 #44

Well, when you cause 2/3 of the US population and numerous other countries to hate you mdbl Feb 5 #45

He could have cashed out and fucked off to some island and never bothered anybody ever again. Initech Feb 5 #47

Slit your throat Elon, we'll all feel much better RainCaster Feb 5 #48

Elon ain't happy JokeHer Feb 5 #49

But money does buy elections Envirogal Feb 5 #50

Jokes about suicide--I lost a son to suicide crimycarny Feb 5 #51

French authorities would like a moment of your time, fuckface. Iggo Feb 5 #52

Can't buy respect or class. rubbersole Feb 5 #53

Friggin. Hilarious! AKwannabe Feb 5 #54

You can only buy happiness dickthegrouch Feb 5 #55

I am looking forward to this asshole being deposed LetMyPeopleVote Feb 6 #57