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Elon ain't happy. (Original Post) Swede Feb 2026 OP
Still hurt that he wasn't invited to Epstein's wildest parties newdeal2 Feb 2026 #1
or maybe impatient that the U.S. Nazi Party is not yet officially recognized.... Jack Valentino Feb 2026 #56
No shite...what an incredible boor and imbecile... wcmagumba Feb 2026 #2
Don't put my name on anything! BidenRocks Feb 2026 #20
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. GopherGal Feb 2026 #3
Poor baby Beetwasher. Feb 2026 #4
Well....he can take himself purr-rat beauty Feb 2026 #5
Soulless piece of shit UpInArms Feb 2026 #6
Now see, I would like it to end. Today would be good. Ohhh, sorry, I thought niyad Feb 2026 #9
... SheltieLover Feb 2026 #13
I can only hope our misery UpInArms Feb 2026 #18
That would make me smile more. Hugin Feb 2026 #40
Pity durablend Feb 2026 #7
Interesting how many people, just in the first few comments I read, niyad Feb 2026 #8
HA HA, 1000 replies in a couple of hours!!? Leghorn21 Feb 2026 #10
But it can buy elections and our personal information. kellytore Feb 2026 #11
Call the whaaaaaambulance... Enter stage left Feb 2026 #12
I'm thrilled he's miserable. mzmolly Feb 2026 #14
Wherever this is headed with that guy I hope there is Klarkashton Feb 2026 #15
Ha! TickTock, you ain't seen nothin yet! Joinfortmill Feb 2026 #16
Is he still breathing? littlemissmartypants Feb 2026 #17
There's a cure. GIVE IT ALL AWAY!! usonian Feb 2026 #19
"I don't think you're happy enough." Wednesdays Feb 2026 #21
BRILLIANT! LMMFAO ZDU Feb 2026 #30
Sooo...he thought he could get away with anything because of his money, then. Baitball Blogger Feb 2026 #22
France is gonna make him *real* happy when the contents of his Paris office comes to the light Deuxcents Feb 2026 #23
He's fucked! Swede Feb 2026 #39
Self inflicted orangecrush Feb 2026 #24
Cry harder dweller Feb 2026 #25
If it makes you that miserable, then send it all to me, motherfucker. GoCubsGo Feb 2026 #26
"Elon ain't happy." - K&R for, Maybe Mars would be better?!1 UTUSN Feb 2026 #27
Fuck that Nazi, why doesn't he slither away and stop inflicting himself on the rest of us. Go to mars prick Blues Heron Feb 2026 #28
Eloon the Pedo. roamer65 Feb 2026 #29
#sad ZDU Feb 2026 #31
Pauvre petit Lone Skum ... LSparkle Feb 2026 #32
Maybe he'll be cellmates with Andrew Windsor Hassler Feb 2026 #33
Moving to Mars might make the man merrier struggle4progress Feb 2026 #34
Whoa.. That Makes Me Happy! Cha Feb 2026 #35
oooh lil privileged baby who defrauded three hundred million citizen Justice matters. Feb 2026 #36
GOOD. calimary Feb 2026 #37
Chomo asking for help !! stonecutter357 Feb 2026 #38
Good. And Tesla stock is taking a nose dive. Liberal In Texas Feb 2026 #41
It's up from what it was six months ago. littlemissmartypants Feb 2026 #46
The whines of a petulant narcissist. Oneironaut Feb 2026 #42
Flip on trump to mend your ways. JudyM Feb 2026 #43
Maybe he should use his money for good instead of using it to make even more money. Midnight Writer Feb 2026 #44
Well, when you cause 2/3 of the US population and numerous other countries to hate you mdbl Feb 2026 #45
He could have cashed out and fucked off to some island and never bothered anybody ever again. Initech Feb 2026 #47
Slit your throat Elon, we'll all feel much better RainCaster Feb 2026 #48
Elon ain't happy JokeHer Feb 2026 #49
But money does buy elections Envirogal Feb 2026 #50
Jokes about suicide--I lost a son to suicide crimycarny Feb 2026 #51
French authorities would like a moment of your time, fuckface. Iggo Feb 2026 #52
Can't buy respect or class. rubbersole Feb 2026 #53
Friggin. Hilarious! AKwannabe Feb 2026 #54
You can only buy happiness dickthegrouch Feb 2026 #55
I am looking forward to this asshole being deposed LetMyPeopleVote Feb 2026 #57

newdeal2

(5,552 posts)
1. Still hurt that he wasn't invited to Epstein's wildest parties
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:11 PM
Feb 2026

Too much even for pedo island.

Jack Valentino

(5,230 posts)
56. or maybe impatient that the U.S. Nazi Party is not yet officially recognized....
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 11:58 PM
Feb 2026

(also still unhappy that blacks in South Africa are allowed to vote)....


Yeah, maybe 'money' hasn't bought him 'happiness'---

but then again, most of HIS complaints are NOT
of an economic nature..... but more of a fascist racist political nature!


((ALSO STILL very unhappy that his millions were not able to BUY
a seat on the Wisconsin State Supreme Court !!! ))






wcmagumba

(6,559 posts)
2. No shite...what an incredible boor and imbecile...
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:12 PM
Feb 2026

If I had that money I would spend my days donating and helping others...with some traveling worked in there...

purr-rat beauty

(1,387 posts)
5. Well....he can take himself
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:15 PM
Feb 2026

....out of our poor ass misery

And stop welfare queening off our tax dollar!

niyad

(133,731 posts)
9. Now see, I would like it to end. Today would be good. Ohhh, sorry, I thought
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:21 PM
Feb 2026

you meant OUR misery about this waste of oxygen.

niyad

(133,731 posts)
8. Interesting how many people, just in the first few comments I read,
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:19 PM
Feb 2026

think he is going to off himself. Would be great, but I think he is too selfish, too manipulative, playing, "ohhhh woeeeee is meeeeeee".

Leghorn21

(14,108 posts)
10. HA HA, 1000 replies in a couple of hours!!?
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:22 PM
Feb 2026

Hey mush, people are catching on
Your little worshippers might be figuring out you’re an actual piece of shit, OH NOES

usonian

(26,364 posts)
19. There's a cure. GIVE IT ALL AWAY!!
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:48 PM
Feb 2026


Will it make him happy?

Well, there's an old joke, modified for Elon.

Elon is obnoxious.
How obnoxious is he?
He's so obnoxious that the Dalai Lama punched him out.

Baitball Blogger

(52,666 posts)
22. Sooo...he thought he could get away with anything because of his money, then.
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:59 PM
Feb 2026

Thought as much.

Wonder what he's afraid of...

Deuxcents

(27,552 posts)
23. France is gonna make him *real* happy when the contents of his Paris office comes to the light
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:59 PM
Feb 2026

His computers, gadgets, documents, etc were confiscated as he’s been under investigation for a while now..child porno, if I remember correctly

GoCubsGo

(34,981 posts)
26. If it makes you that miserable, then send it all to me, motherfucker.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 12:06 AM
Feb 2026

Hell, just give me 1% of it. It might not buy me happiness, but some new flooring would be nice. I could use a new sofa, too, among MANY other things.

Blues Heron

(8,993 posts)
28. Fuck that Nazi, why doesn't he slither away and stop inflicting himself on the rest of us. Go to mars prick
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 12:13 AM
Feb 2026

Cha

(320,319 posts)
35. Whoa.. That Makes Me Happy!
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 01:40 AM
Feb 2026

That's weird... Isn't that admitting he's in Deep Shit Over his Paris X Offices being Raided?

TY Swede

Justice matters.

(10,013 posts)
36. oooh lil privileged baby who defrauded three hundred million citizen
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 01:41 AM
Feb 2026

by stealing their private personal data is crying nobody likes him...

boohoohoo

Oneironaut

(6,317 posts)
42. The whines of a petulant narcissist.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 10:22 AM
Feb 2026

Let us find an electronic microscope so that we can play the world’s smallest violin.

Midnight Writer

(25,671 posts)
44. Maybe he should use his money for good instead of using it to make even more money.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 07:20 PM
Feb 2026

I know doing good deeds and helping other people out always makes me feel good.

This guy has the means to change the world for the better and all he is doing is using his money to fund fascists and screw people over.

My tip to the unhappy Elon: be a good guy and stop being pals with conmen, fascists, child traffickers, predatory businessmen, and evil politicians.

Trust me, Elon. You'll feel better about yourself if you help the needy and ignore the greedy.

mdbl

(8,729 posts)
45. Well, when you cause 2/3 of the US population and numerous other countries to hate you
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 07:43 PM
Feb 2026

It starts to feel a bit isolating. Don't worry, just attend a Turning Point USA rally and you'll feel real good again. Or as the Oracle in The Matrix says "Have a cookie" you'll feel right as rain.

Initech

(109,145 posts)
47. He could have cashed out and fucked off to some island and never bothered anybody ever again.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 07:50 PM
Feb 2026

But nope, the greedy asshole wants all the money in the world twice over. So fuck off, and fuck you for destroying my country, Elon.

Envirogal

(318 posts)
50. But money does buy elections
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 09:24 PM
Feb 2026

And access to Americans personal data, and the ability to kill investigations on your illegal business practices, and gets access to Saudi money, and to overpay to buy America’s town square twitter and ruin it. Oh, AND the ability to get more contracts with the US government while he crashes rockets?

If Eloon hates money so much then I wonder why he insisted that Tesla’s board grant him the ability to make $1 trillion dollars, also while he was ruining the company?

Red pill that Musk rat.

crimycarny

(2,098 posts)
51. Jokes about suicide--I lost a son to suicide
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 09:54 PM
Feb 2026

As a parent who lost a child to suicide, I have to say to be careful about "jokes" regarding Elon ending his life. I don't mean to sound "holier than thou," and I know that people don't mean any harm, but I guarantee there are those on DU who have either lost a loved one to suicide or struggle with their own suicidal ideations.

All of that being said, I've always looked at the way Elon lives his life in horror. You couldn't pay me enough money to be inside his head. No amount of money or power is going to fix whatever is broken in that man. He is terminally miserable.

Reminds me of a friend who worked on Wall Street, briefly, but quit after observing the misery of those he worked for. It terrified him. His boss, for example, was never happy except for a brief "high" after acquiring some new material item (luxury car, jet, house). He never wanted to turn into that person, as he saw the emptiness and misery it was to live that way. He quit and became a youth soccer coach. Not nearly as much money, but far more rewarding.

dickthegrouch

(4,617 posts)
55. You can only buy happiness
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 10:51 PM
Feb 2026

By making other people happy.
Not by exploiting them, blackmailing them, or being a total assh*** to them.

There is a remedy for your sad, Eloon.
Pay the taxes.
Give back ALL of it to the people that really earned it, or that you stole it from.

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