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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsElon ain't happy.
itâs genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
— onion person (@junlper.beer) 2026-02-05T01:16:47.456Z
newdeal2
(5,029 posts)Too much even for pedo island.
Jack Valentino
(4,626 posts)(also still unhappy that blacks in South Africa are allowed to vote)....
Yeah, maybe 'money' hasn't bought him 'happiness'---
but then again, most of HIS complaints are NOT
of an economic nature..... but more of a fascist racist political nature!
((ALSO STILL very unhappy that his millions were not able to BUY
a seat on the Wisconsin State Supreme Court !!! ))
wcmagumba
(5,819 posts)If I had that money I would spend my days donating and helping others...with some traveling worked in there...
BidenRocks
(2,936 posts)My only request.
GopherGal
(2,840 posts)Beetwasher.
(3,177 posts)purr-rat beauty
(1,080 posts)....out of our poor ass misery
And stop welfare queening off our tax dollar!
UpInArms
(54,415 posts)I can only hope his misery never ends
niyad
(130,412 posts)you meant OUR misery about this waste of oxygen.
UpInArms
(54,415 posts)ends soon
his
not so much
Hugin
(37,597 posts)I will leave it at that.
And after he stole everyone's information and probably sold it on the dark web.
JUMP
niyad
(130,412 posts)think he is going to off himself. Would be great, but I think he is too selfish, too manipulative, playing, "ohhhh woeeeee is meeeeeee".
Leghorn21
(14,044 posts)Hey mush, people are catching on
Your little worshippers might be figuring out youre an actual piece of shit, OH NOES
kellytore
(258 posts)Enter stage left
(4,373 posts)Poor baby!
mzmolly
(52,713 posts)He should try being a decent human.
Klarkashton
(5,024 posts)No intervention or counseling..
Joinfortmill
(20,484 posts)littlemissmartypants
(32,769 posts)usonian
(24,071 posts)
Will it make him happy?
Well, there's an old joke, modified for Elon.
Elon is obnoxious.
How obnoxious is he?
He's so obnoxious that the Dalai Lama punched him out.

Wednesdays
(21,891 posts)ZDU
(1,159 posts)Baitball Blogger
(51,894 posts)Thought as much.
Wonder what he's afraid of...
Deuxcents
(25,974 posts)His computers, gadgets, documents, etc were confiscated as hes been under investigation for a while now..child porno, if I remember correctly
Swede
(38,718 posts)Couldn't happen to a nicer oligarch.
orangecrush
(29,297 posts)dweller
(27,998 posts)Nazi shit weasel
✌🏻
GoCubsGo
(34,746 posts)Hell, just give me 1% of it. It might not buy me happiness, but some new flooring would be nice. I could use a new sofa, too, among MANY other things.
UTUSN
(77,292 posts)Blues Heron
(8,513 posts)roamer65
(37,844 posts)#boohoo
#squishsquish
#
LSparkle
(12,128 posts)No one wants to be his pal. Sad.
Hassler
(4,817 posts)struggle4progress
(125,668 posts)Cha
(317,686 posts)That's weird... Isn't that admitting he's in Deep Shit Over his Paris X Offices being Raided?
TY Swede
Justice matters.
(9,553 posts)by stealing their private personal data is crying nobody likes him...
boohoohoo
calimary
(89,280 posts)That is all.
stonecutter357
(13,004 posts)Liberal In Texas
(16,084 posts)littlemissmartypants
(32,769 posts)Oneironaut
(6,244 posts)Let us find an electronic microscope so that we can play the worlds smallest violin.
JudyM
(29,662 posts)Midnight Writer
(25,204 posts)I know doing good deeds and helping other people out always makes me feel good.
This guy has the means to change the world for the better and all he is doing is using his money to fund fascists and screw people over.
My tip to the unhappy Elon: be a good guy and stop being pals with conmen, fascists, child traffickers, predatory businessmen, and evil politicians.
Trust me, Elon. You'll feel better about yourself if you help the needy and ignore the greedy.
mdbl
(8,273 posts)It starts to feel a bit isolating. Don't worry, just attend a Turning Point USA rally and you'll feel real good again. Or as the Oracle in The Matrix says "Have a cookie" you'll feel right as rain.
Initech
(107,939 posts)But nope, the greedy asshole wants all the money in the world twice over. So fuck off, and fuck you for destroying my country, Elon.
RainCaster
(13,443 posts)JokeHer
(35 posts)Makes me SO happy!
Envirogal
(288 posts)And access to Americans personal data, and the ability to kill investigations on your illegal business practices, and gets access to Saudi money, and to overpay to buy Americas town square twitter and ruin it. Oh, AND the ability to get more contracts with the US government while he crashes rockets?
If Eloon hates money so much then I wonder why he insisted that Teslas board grant him the ability to make $1 trillion dollars, also while he was ruining the company?
Red pill that Musk rat.
crimycarny
(2,069 posts)As a parent who lost a child to suicide, I have to say to be careful about "jokes" regarding Elon ending his life. I don't mean to sound "holier than thou," and I know that people don't mean any harm, but I guarantee there are those on DU who have either lost a loved one to suicide or struggle with their own suicidal ideations.
All of that being said, I've always looked at the way Elon lives his life in horror. You couldn't pay me enough money to be inside his head. No amount of money or power is going to fix whatever is broken in that man. He is terminally miserable.
Reminds me of a friend who worked on Wall Street, briefly, but quit after observing the misery of those he worked for. It terrified him. His boss, for example, was never happy except for a brief "high" after acquiring some new material item (luxury car, jet, house). He never wanted to turn into that person, as he saw the emptiness and misery it was to live that way. He quit and became a youth soccer coach. Not nearly as much money, but far more rewarding.
Iggo
(49,750 posts)rubbersole
(11,107 posts)They wouldn't be a good fit anyway.
AKwannabe
(6,886 posts)Stupid. Man???????
dickthegrouch
(4,389 posts)By making other people happy.
Not by exploiting them, blackmailing them, or being a total assh*** to them.
There is a remedy for your sad, Eloon.
Pay the taxes.
Give back ALL of it to the people that really earned it, or that you stole it from.