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Elon ain't happy. (Original Post) Swede Wednesday OP
Still hurt that he wasn't invited to Epstein's wildest parties newdeal2 Wednesday #1
or maybe impatient that the U.S. Nazi Party is not yet officially recognized.... Jack Valentino 8 hrs ago #56
No shite...what an incredible boor and imbecile... wcmagumba Wednesday #2
Don't put my name on anything! BidenRocks Wednesday #20
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. GopherGal Wednesday #3
Poor baby Beetwasher. Wednesday #4
Well....he can take himself purr-rat beauty Wednesday #5
Soulless piece of shit UpInArms Wednesday #6
Now see, I would like it to end. Today would be good. Ohhh, sorry, I thought niyad Wednesday #9
... SheltieLover Wednesday #13
I can only hope our misery UpInArms Wednesday #18
That would make me smile more. Hugin 22 hrs ago #40
Pity durablend Wednesday #7
Interesting how many people, just in the first few comments I read, niyad Wednesday #8
HA HA, 1000 replies in a couple of hours!!? Leghorn21 Wednesday #10
But it can buy elections and our personal information. kellytore Wednesday #11
Call the whaaaaaambulance... Enter stage left Wednesday #12
I'm thrilled he's miserable. mzmolly Wednesday #14
Wherever this is headed with that guy I hope there is Klarkashton Wednesday #15
Ha! TickTock, you ain't seen nothin yet! Joinfortmill Wednesday #16
Is he still breathing? littlemissmartypants Wednesday #17
There's a cure. GIVE IT ALL AWAY!! usonian Wednesday #19
"I don't think you're happy enough." Wednesdays Wednesday #21
BRILLIANT! LMMFAO ZDU Wednesday #30
Sooo...he thought he could get away with anything because of his money, then. Baitball Blogger Wednesday #22
France is gonna make him *real* happy when the contents of his Paris office comes to the light Deuxcents Wednesday #23
He's fucked! Swede 22 hrs ago #39
Self inflicted orangecrush Wednesday #24
Cry harder dweller Wednesday #25
If it makes you that miserable, then send it all to me, motherfucker. GoCubsGo Wednesday #26
"Elon ain't happy." - K&R for, Maybe Mars would be better?!1 UTUSN Wednesday #27
Fuck that Nazi, why doesn't he slither away and stop inflicting himself on the rest of us. Go to mars prick Blues Heron Wednesday #28
Eloon the Pedo. roamer65 Wednesday #29
#sad ZDU Wednesday #31
Pauvre petit Lone Skum ... LSparkle Wednesday #32
Maybe he'll be cellmates with Andrew Windsor Hassler Yesterday #33
Moving to Mars might make the man merrier struggle4progress Yesterday #34
Whoa.. That Makes Me Happy! Cha Yesterday #35
oooh lil privileged baby who defrauded three hundred million citizen Justice matters. Yesterday #36
GOOD. calimary Yesterday #37
Chomo asking for help !! stonecutter357 Yesterday #38
Good. And Tesla stock is taking a nose dive. Liberal In Texas 22 hrs ago #41
It's up from what it was six months ago. littlemissmartypants 12 hrs ago #46
The whines of a petulant narcissist. Oneironaut 22 hrs ago #42
Flip on trump to mend your ways. JudyM 19 hrs ago #43
Maybe he should use his money for good instead of using it to make even more money. Midnight Writer 13 hrs ago #44
Well, when you cause 2/3 of the US population and numerous other countries to hate you mdbl 12 hrs ago #45
He could have cashed out and fucked off to some island and never bothered anybody ever again. Initech 12 hrs ago #47
Slit your throat Elon, we'll all feel much better RainCaster 11 hrs ago #48
Elon ain't happy JokeHer 11 hrs ago #49
But money does buy elections Envirogal 10 hrs ago #50
Jokes about suicide--I lost a son to suicide crimycarny 10 hrs ago #51
French authorities would like a moment of your time, fuckface. Iggo 10 hrs ago #52
Can't buy respect or class. rubbersole 10 hrs ago #53
Friggin. Hilarious! AKwannabe 9 hrs ago #54
You can only buy happiness dickthegrouch 9 hrs ago #55
I am looking forward to this asshole being deposed LetMyPeopleVote 4 hrs ago #57

newdeal2

(5,029 posts)
1. Still hurt that he wasn't invited to Epstein's wildest parties
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:11 PM
Wednesday

Too much even for pedo island.

Jack Valentino

(4,626 posts)
56. or maybe impatient that the U.S. Nazi Party is not yet officially recognized....
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 10:58 PM
8 hrs ago

(also still unhappy that blacks in South Africa are allowed to vote)....


Yeah, maybe 'money' hasn't bought him 'happiness'---

but then again, most of HIS complaints are NOT
of an economic nature..... but more of a fascist racist political nature!


((ALSO STILL very unhappy that his millions were not able to BUY
a seat on the Wisconsin State Supreme Court !!! ))






wcmagumba

(5,819 posts)
2. No shite...what an incredible boor and imbecile...
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:12 PM
Wednesday

If I had that money I would spend my days donating and helping others...with some traveling worked in there...

purr-rat beauty

(1,080 posts)
5. Well....he can take himself
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:15 PM
Wednesday

....out of our poor ass misery

And stop welfare queening off our tax dollar!

niyad

(130,412 posts)
9. Now see, I would like it to end. Today would be good. Ohhh, sorry, I thought
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:21 PM
Wednesday

you meant OUR misery about this waste of oxygen.

durablend

(8,989 posts)
7. Pity
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:17 PM
Wednesday

And after he stole everyone's information and probably sold it on the dark web.

JUMP

niyad

(130,412 posts)
8. Interesting how many people, just in the first few comments I read,
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:19 PM
Wednesday

think he is going to off himself. Would be great, but I think he is too selfish, too manipulative, playing, "ohhhh woeeeee is meeeeeee".

Leghorn21

(14,044 posts)
10. HA HA, 1000 replies in a couple of hours!!?
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:22 PM
Wednesday

Hey mush, people are catching on
Your little worshippers might be figuring out you’re an actual piece of shit, OH NOES

usonian

(24,071 posts)
19. There's a cure. GIVE IT ALL AWAY!!
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:48 PM
Wednesday


Will it make him happy?

Well, there's an old joke, modified for Elon.

Elon is obnoxious.
How obnoxious is he?
He's so obnoxious that the Dalai Lama punched him out.

Baitball Blogger

(51,894 posts)
22. Sooo...he thought he could get away with anything because of his money, then.
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:59 PM
Wednesday

Thought as much.

Wonder what he's afraid of...

Deuxcents

(25,974 posts)
23. France is gonna make him *real* happy when the contents of his Paris office comes to the light
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 10:59 PM
Wednesday

His computers, gadgets, documents, etc were confiscated as he’s been under investigation for a while now..child porno, if I remember correctly

GoCubsGo

(34,746 posts)
26. If it makes you that miserable, then send it all to me, motherfucker.
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:06 PM
Wednesday

Hell, just give me 1% of it. It might not buy me happiness, but some new flooring would be nice. I could use a new sofa, too, among MANY other things.

Blues Heron

(8,513 posts)
28. Fuck that Nazi, why doesn't he slither away and stop inflicting himself on the rest of us. Go to mars prick
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 11:13 PM
Wednesday

Cha

(317,686 posts)
35. Whoa.. That Makes Me Happy!
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 12:40 AM
Yesterday

That's weird... Isn't that admitting he's in Deep Shit Over his Paris X Offices being Raided?

TY Swede

Justice matters.

(9,553 posts)
36. oooh lil privileged baby who defrauded three hundred million citizen
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 12:41 AM
Yesterday

by stealing their private personal data is crying nobody likes him...

boohoohoo

Oneironaut

(6,244 posts)
42. The whines of a petulant narcissist.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 09:22 AM
22 hrs ago

Let us find an electronic microscope so that we can play the world’s smallest violin.

Midnight Writer

(25,204 posts)
44. Maybe he should use his money for good instead of using it to make even more money.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:20 PM
13 hrs ago

I know doing good deeds and helping other people out always makes me feel good.

This guy has the means to change the world for the better and all he is doing is using his money to fund fascists and screw people over.

My tip to the unhappy Elon: be a good guy and stop being pals with conmen, fascists, child traffickers, predatory businessmen, and evil politicians.

Trust me, Elon. You'll feel better about yourself if you help the needy and ignore the greedy.

mdbl

(8,273 posts)
45. Well, when you cause 2/3 of the US population and numerous other countries to hate you
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:43 PM
12 hrs ago

It starts to feel a bit isolating. Don't worry, just attend a Turning Point USA rally and you'll feel real good again. Or as the Oracle in The Matrix says "Have a cookie" you'll feel right as rain.

Initech

(107,939 posts)
47. He could have cashed out and fucked off to some island and never bothered anybody ever again.
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 06:50 PM
12 hrs ago

But nope, the greedy asshole wants all the money in the world twice over. So fuck off, and fuck you for destroying my country, Elon.

Envirogal

(288 posts)
50. But money does buy elections
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 08:24 PM
10 hrs ago

And access to Americans personal data, and the ability to kill investigations on your illegal business practices, and gets access to Saudi money, and to overpay to buy America’s town square twitter and ruin it. Oh, AND the ability to get more contracts with the US government while he crashes rockets?

If Eloon hates money so much then I wonder why he insisted that Tesla’s board grant him the ability to make $1 trillion dollars, also while he was ruining the company?

Red pill that Musk rat.

crimycarny

(2,069 posts)
51. Jokes about suicide--I lost a son to suicide
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 08:54 PM
10 hrs ago

As a parent who lost a child to suicide, I have to say to be careful about "jokes" regarding Elon ending his life. I don't mean to sound "holier than thou," and I know that people don't mean any harm, but I guarantee there are those on DU who have either lost a loved one to suicide or struggle with their own suicidal ideations.

All of that being said, I've always looked at the way Elon lives his life in horror. You couldn't pay me enough money to be inside his head. No amount of money or power is going to fix whatever is broken in that man. He is terminally miserable.

Reminds me of a friend who worked on Wall Street, briefly, but quit after observing the misery of those he worked for. It terrified him. His boss, for example, was never happy except for a brief "high" after acquiring some new material item (luxury car, jet, house). He never wanted to turn into that person, as he saw the emptiness and misery it was to live that way. He quit and became a youth soccer coach. Not nearly as much money, but far more rewarding.

dickthegrouch

(4,389 posts)
55. You can only buy happiness
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 09:51 PM
9 hrs ago

By making other people happy.
Not by exploiting them, blackmailing them, or being a total assh*** to them.

There is a remedy for your sad, Eloon.
Pay the taxes.
Give back ALL of it to the people that really earned it, or that you stole it from.

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