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Elon ain't happy. [View all]

itâ€™s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
— onion person (@junlper.beer) 2026-02-05T01:16:47.456Z

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Elon ain't happy. [View all] Swede Feb 4 OP

Still hurt that he wasn't invited to Epstein's wildest parties newdeal2 Feb 4 #1

or maybe impatient that the U.S. Nazi Party is not yet officially recognized.... Jack Valentino Thursday #56

No shite...what an incredible boor and imbecile... wcmagumba Feb 4 #2

Don't put my name on anything! BidenRocks Feb 4 #20

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. GopherGal Feb 4 #3

Poor baby Beetwasher. Feb 4 #4

Well....he can take himself purr-rat beauty Feb 4 #5

Soulless piece of shit UpInArms Feb 4 #6

Now see, I would like it to end. Today would be good. Ohhh, sorry, I thought niyad Feb 4 #9

... SheltieLover Feb 4 #13

I can only hope our misery UpInArms Feb 4 #18

That would make me smile more. Hugin Thursday #40

Pity durablend Feb 4 #7

Interesting how many people, just in the first few comments I read, niyad Feb 4 #8

HA HA, 1000 replies in a couple of hours!!? Leghorn21 Feb 4 #10

But it can buy elections and our personal information. kellytore Feb 4 #11

Call the whaaaaaambulance... Enter stage left Feb 4 #12

I'm thrilled he's miserable. mzmolly Feb 4 #14

Wherever this is headed with that guy I hope there is Klarkashton Feb 4 #15

Ha! TickTock, you ain't seen nothin yet! Joinfortmill Feb 4 #16

Is he still breathing? littlemissmartypants Feb 4 #17

There's a cure. GIVE IT ALL AWAY!! usonian Feb 4 #19

"I don't think you're happy enough." Wednesdays Feb 4 #21

BRILLIANT! LMMFAO ZDU Feb 4 #30

Sooo...he thought he could get away with anything because of his money, then. Baitball Blogger Feb 4 #22

France is gonna make him *real* happy when the contents of his Paris office comes to the light Deuxcents Feb 4 #23

He's fucked! Swede Thursday #39

Self inflicted orangecrush Feb 4 #24

Cry harder dweller Feb 4 #25

If it makes you that miserable, then send it all to me, motherfucker. GoCubsGo Feb 4 #26

"Elon ain't happy." - K&R for, Maybe Mars would be better?!1 UTUSN Feb 4 #27

Fuck that Nazi, why doesn't he slither away and stop inflicting himself on the rest of us. Go to mars prick Blues Heron Feb 4 #28

Eloon the Pedo. roamer65 Feb 4 #29

#sad ZDU Feb 4 #31

Pauvre petit Lone Skum ... LSparkle Feb 4 #32

Maybe he'll be cellmates with Andrew Windsor Hassler Thursday #33

Moving to Mars might make the man merrier struggle4progress Thursday #34

Whoa.. That Makes Me Happy! Cha Thursday #35

oooh lil privileged baby who defrauded three hundred million citizen Justice matters. Thursday #36

GOOD. calimary Thursday #37

Chomo asking for help !! stonecutter357 Thursday #38

Good. And Tesla stock is taking a nose dive. Liberal In Texas Thursday #41

It's up from what it was six months ago. littlemissmartypants Thursday #46

The whines of a petulant narcissist. Oneironaut Thursday #42

Flip on trump to mend your ways. JudyM Thursday #43

Maybe he should use his money for good instead of using it to make even more money. Midnight Writer Thursday #44

Well, when you cause 2/3 of the US population and numerous other countries to hate you mdbl Thursday #45

He could have cashed out and fucked off to some island and never bothered anybody ever again. Initech Thursday #47

Slit your throat Elon, we'll all feel much better RainCaster Thursday #48

Elon ain't happy JokeHer Thursday #49

But money does buy elections Envirogal Thursday #50

Jokes about suicide--I lost a son to suicide crimycarny Thursday #51

French authorities would like a moment of your time, fuckface. Iggo Thursday #52

Can't buy respect or class. rubbersole Thursday #53

Friggin. Hilarious! AKwannabe Thursday #54

You can only buy happiness dickthegrouch Thursday #55

I am looking forward to this asshole being deposed LetMyPeopleVote Friday #57