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Blumancru

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17. Orders removal of plaque honoring the Tuskegee Airmen

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:52 AM

Dec 31

While watching workers remove it, it slips and falls on him, knocking loose a piece of tartar sauce which has been fossilized by hate in his aorta. It lodges in his neck, cutting off what little blood flow he had. Radio stations in Russia play Swine Lake.
Mailorderia collects a bonus from Putin and retires to a castle on the Adriatic. She takes five showers a day to try to remove his stench, but cannot.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Dec 31 OP

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Dammit. Corrected. Orrex Dec 31 #3

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Orders removal of plaque honoring the Tuskegee Airmen Blumancru Dec 31 #17

Swine Lake... SheltieLover Dec 31 #24

Thanks Sheltie. It is a challenge to keep them coming every day. Blumancru Dec 31 #30

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