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Orrex

(66,693 posts) Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:14 AM Dec 31

Is he dead yet?

Terminated by a robot sent by TruthSocial's chatbot?

Stroked out while rating Karoline Leavitt's butt?

Dismembered by the ghosts of black WWII soldiers buried at Margraten?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 31 OP

Not quite. luvallpeeps Dec 31 #1

She? (n/t) PJMcK Dec 31 #2

Dammit. Corrected. Orrex Dec 31 #3

I thought perhaps Trump had transitioned PJMcK Dec 31 #4

In a rush to beat out St. Charlie for popularity in death, stroked out? SheltieLover Dec 31 #5

2026 holds many possibilities. CaptainTruth Dec 31 #6

Yup. 365 opportinities to be the day... SheltieLover Dec 31 #9

Hit on 8 maids a milking SocialDemocrat61 Dec 31 #7

No but it's 2026 in Australia malaise Dec 31 #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 31 #10

Your bottle of bubbly must feel forgotten SheltieLover Dec 31 #12

Yes. One does. calimary Dec 31 #15

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾. If it happens tonight, the hangover tomorrow will be epic surfered Dec 31 #21

And well worth it! SheltieLover Dec 31 #26

According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. Let's hope it's an omen! SheltieLover Dec 31 #36

According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. An omen? SheltieLover Dec 31 #35

He might be, and I haven't heard of it yet. Harker Dec 31 #11

What a wonderfully positive thought! SheltieLover Dec 31 #13

It keeps the inevitability fresh! Harker Dec 31 #14

Yes, it does! SheltieLover Dec 31 #16

What limited wisdom I possess sure was slow in getting here. Harker Dec 31 #18

Yes, well, this is certainly a challenging time. SheltieLover Dec 31 #19

That's the ticket! Harker Dec 31 #20

Score one for brain plasticity! SheltieLover Dec 31 #23

Orders removal of plaque honoring the Tuskegee Airmen Blumancru Dec 31 #17

Swine Lake... SheltieLover Dec 31 #24

Thanks Sheltie. It is a challenge to keep them coming every day. Blumancru Dec 31 #30

It sure is! Many thanks to St. Orrex, Patron Saint of Perpetul Optimism & all who contribute! SheltieLover Dec 31 #32

Buzz Aldrin said it best surfered Dec 31 #22

The understatement of the year! SheltieLover Dec 31 #25

If only surfered Dec 31 #28

Keep the faith! SheltieLover Dec 31 #29

Bwaaaah malaise Dec 31 #31

ooooh...! I'm saving that one! hlthe2b Dec 31 #34

It would be a Happy New Year indeed WestMichRad Dec 31 #27

"I'm gonna help make the prediction of Peruvian shamans come true...!" hlthe2b Dec 31 #33

According to Floyd, it's National Bubbly Day. Hoping it's an omen! SheltieLover Dec 31 #37

Wish bdamomma Dec 31 #38

I have January 2nd, 2026, in the pool yellow dahlia Dec 31 #39

From your keyboard to the Reaper's ear! SheltieLover Dec 31 #40

Is there such a thing as death dance? yellow dahlia Dec 31 #41

Yes, the Danse Macabre. niyad Dec 31 #42

Closer with each passing day. Joinfortmill Dec 31 #43

luvallpeeps

(1,269 posts)

1. Not quite.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:19 AM

Dec 31

I know it smells dead, but we’re not quite there yet. 2026 might be our year.🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

PJMcK

(24,775 posts)

2. She? (n/t)

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:19 AM

Dec 31

Orrex

(66,693 posts)

3. Dammit. Corrected.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:20 AM

Dec 31

PJMcK

(24,775 posts)

4. I thought perhaps Trump had transitioned

Reply to Orrex (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:23 AM

Dec 31

And I missed it.

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

5. In a rush to beat out St. Charlie for popularity in death, stroked out?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:37 AM

Dec 31

Willed off the mortal coil by Peruvian shamans? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220898003 )

Hold the vision, DUers! If not today, maybe tomorrow.

May 2026 be the year St. Orrex begins afresh with a new vision of perpetual hope!

CaptainTruth

(8,052 posts)

6. 2026 holds many possibilities.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:47 AM

Dec 31

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

9. Yup. 365 opportinities to be the day...

Reply to CaptainTruth (Reply #6)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:18 AM

Dec 31

SocialDemocrat61

(6,877 posts)

7. Hit on 8 maids a milking

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 07:53 AM

Dec 31

the cows stampeded and trampled him.

malaise

(292,950 posts)

8. No but it's 2026 in Australia

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:08 AM

Dec 31

and time is running out

I’m saving my fireworks for that great day😀

niyad

(129,695 posts)

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:30 AM

Dec 31

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

12. Your bottle of bubbly must feel forgotten

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:36 AM

Dec 31

But soon will come the day for great celebration & your bottle will hold pride of place.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

calimary

(89,065 posts)

15. Yes. One does.

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:47 AM

Dec 31

surfered

(11,636 posts)

21. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾. If it happens tonight, the hangover tomorrow will be epic

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:13 AM

Dec 31

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

26. And well worth it!

Reply to surfered (Reply #21)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:23 AM

Dec 31

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

36. According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. Let's hope it's an omen!

Reply to surfered (Reply #21)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 12:33 PM

Dec 31

https://democraticunderground.com/10182266005

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

35. According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. An omen?

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 12:32 PM

Dec 31

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

https://democraticunderground.com/10182266005

Harker

(17,445 posts)

11. He might be, and I haven't heard of it yet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:33 AM

Dec 31

That's my new approach.

Hope springs eternal.

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

13. What a wonderfully positive thought!

Reply to Harker (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:37 AM

Dec 31

Harker

(17,445 posts)

14. It keeps the inevitability fresh!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #13)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:45 AM

Dec 31

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

16. Yes, it does!

Reply to Harker (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:50 AM

Dec 31

Ty for sharing your wise strategy!

Harker

(17,445 posts)

18. What limited wisdom I possess sure was slow in getting here.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:53 AM

Dec 31

New strategies seem needed for the new year!

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

19. Yes, well, this is certainly a challenging time.

Reply to Harker (Reply #18)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:57 AM

Dec 31

Rather like an emerging pandemic...

Keeps our brains fresh, I suppose, subverting the slop.

Harker

(17,445 posts)

20. That's the ticket!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #19)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:00 AM

Dec 31

SheltieLover

(76,925 posts)

23. Score one for brain plasticity!

Reply to Harker (Reply #20)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:19 AM

Dec 31

👍

Blumancru

(210 posts)

17. Orders removal of plaque honoring the Tuskegee Airmen

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:52 AM

Dec 31

While watching workers remove it, it slips and falls on him, knocking loose a piece of tartar sauce which has been fossilized by hate in his aorta. It lodges in his neck, cutting off what little blood flow he had. Radio stations in Russia play Swine Lake.
Mailorderia collects a bonus from Putin and retires to a castle on the Adriatic. She takes five showers a day to try to remove his stench, but cannot.