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Orrex

(67,243 posts) Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:14 AM Dec 2025

Is he dead yet?

Terminated by a robot sent by TruthSocial's chatbot?

Stroked out while rating Karoline Leavitt's butt?

Dismembered by the ghosts of black WWII soldiers buried at Margraten?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 2025 OP

Not quite. luvallpeeps Dec 2025 #1

She? (n/t) PJMcK Dec 2025 #2

Dammit. Corrected. Orrex Dec 2025 #3

I thought perhaps Trump had transitioned PJMcK Dec 2025 #4

In a rush to beat out St. Charlie for popularity in death, stroked out? SheltieLover Dec 2025 #5

2026 holds many possibilities. CaptainTruth Dec 2025 #6

Yup. 365 opportinities to be the day... SheltieLover Dec 2025 #9

Hit on 8 maids a milking SocialDemocrat61 Dec 2025 #7

No but it's 2026 in Australia malaise Dec 2025 #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 2025 #10

Your bottle of bubbly must feel forgotten SheltieLover Dec 2025 #12

Yes. One does. calimary Dec 2025 #15

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾. If it happens tonight, the hangover tomorrow will be epic surfered Dec 2025 #21

And well worth it! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #26

According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. Let's hope it's an omen! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #36

According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. An omen? SheltieLover Dec 2025 #35

He might be, and I haven't heard of it yet. Harker Dec 2025 #11

What a wonderfully positive thought! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #13

It keeps the inevitability fresh! Harker Dec 2025 #14

Yes, it does! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #16

What limited wisdom I possess sure was slow in getting here. Harker Dec 2025 #18

Yes, well, this is certainly a challenging time. SheltieLover Dec 2025 #19

That's the ticket! Harker Dec 2025 #20

Score one for brain plasticity! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #23

Orders removal of plaque honoring the Tuskegee Airmen Blumancru Dec 2025 #17

Swine Lake... SheltieLover Dec 2025 #24

Thanks Sheltie. It is a challenge to keep them coming every day. Blumancru Dec 2025 #30

It sure is! Many thanks to St. Orrex, Patron Saint of Perpetul Optimism & all who contribute! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #32

Buzz Aldrin said it best surfered Dec 2025 #22

The understatement of the year! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #25

If only surfered Dec 2025 #28

Keep the faith! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #29

Bwaaaah malaise Dec 2025 #31

ooooh...! I'm saving that one! hlthe2b Dec 2025 #34

It would be a Happy New Year indeed WestMichRad Dec 2025 #27

"I'm gonna help make the prediction of Peruvian shamans come true...!" hlthe2b Dec 2025 #33

According to Floyd, it's National Bubbly Day. Hoping it's an omen! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #37

Wish bdamomma Dec 2025 #38

I have January 2nd, 2026, in the pool yellow dahlia Dec 2025 #39

From your keyboard to the Reaper's ear! SheltieLover Dec 2025 #40

Is there such a thing as death dance? yellow dahlia Dec 2025 #41

Yes, the Danse Macabre. niyad Dec 2025 #42

Closer with each passing day. Joinfortmill Dec 2025 #43

luvallpeeps

(1,287 posts)

1. Not quite.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:19 AM

Dec 2025

I know it smells dead, but we’re not quite there yet. 2026 might be our year.🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

PJMcK

(25,069 posts)

2. She? (n/t)

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:19 AM

Dec 2025

Orrex

(67,243 posts)

3. Dammit. Corrected.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:20 AM

Dec 2025

PJMcK

(25,069 posts)

4. I thought perhaps Trump had transitioned

Reply to Orrex (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:23 AM

Dec 2025

And I missed it.

SheltieLover

(81,303 posts)

5. In a rush to beat out St. Charlie for popularity in death, stroked out?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:37 AM

Dec 2025

Willed off the mortal coil by Peruvian shamans? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220898003 )

Hold the vision, DUers! If not today, maybe tomorrow.

May 2026 be the year St. Orrex begins afresh with a new vision of perpetual hope!

CaptainTruth

(8,231 posts)

6. 2026 holds many possibilities.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:47 AM

Dec 2025

SheltieLover

(81,303 posts)

9. Yup. 365 opportinities to be the day...

Reply to CaptainTruth (Reply #6)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:18 AM

Dec 2025

SocialDemocrat61

(7,793 posts)

7. Hit on 8 maids a milking

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 08:53 AM

Dec 2025

the cows stampeded and trampled him.

malaise

(297,009 posts)

8. No but it's 2026 in Australia

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:08 AM

Dec 2025

and time is running out

I’m saving my fireworks for that great day😀

niyad

(133,250 posts)

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:30 AM

Dec 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,303 posts)

12. Your bottle of bubbly must feel forgotten

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:36 AM

Dec 2025

But soon will come the day for great celebration & your bottle will hold pride of place.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

calimary

(90,393 posts)

15. Yes. One does.

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:47 AM

Dec 2025

surfered

(13,851 posts)

21. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾. If it happens tonight, the hangover tomorrow will be epic

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 10:13 AM

Dec 2025

SheltieLover

(81,303 posts)

26. And well worth it!

Reply to surfered (Reply #21)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 10:23 AM

Dec 2025

SheltieLover

(81,303 posts)

36. According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. Let's hope it's an omen!

Reply to surfered (Reply #21)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 01:33 PM

Dec 2025

https://democraticunderground.com/10182266005

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

SheltieLover

(81,303 posts)

35. According to Floyd, it's National Champaigne Day. An omen?

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 01:32 PM

Dec 2025

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

https://democraticunderground.com/10182266005

Harker

(17,940 posts)

11. He might be, and I haven't heard of it yet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:33 AM

Dec 2025

That's my new approach.

Hope springs eternal.

SheltieLover

(81,303 posts)

13. What a wonderfully positive thought!

Reply to Harker (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:37 AM

Dec 2025

Harker

(17,940 posts)

14. It keeps the inevitability fresh!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #13)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:45 AM

Dec 2025

SheltieLover

(81,303 posts)

16. Yes, it does!

Reply to Harker (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:50 AM

Dec 2025

Ty for sharing your wise strategy!

Harker

(17,940 posts)

18. What limited wisdom I possess sure was slow in getting here.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:53 AM

Dec 2025

New strategies seem needed for the new year!

SheltieLover

(81,303 posts)

19. Yes, well, this is certainly a challenging time.

Reply to Harker (Reply #18)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:57 AM

Dec 2025

Rather like an emerging pandemic...

Keeps our brains fresh, I suppose, subverting the slop.

Harker

(17,940 posts)

20. That's the ticket!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #19)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 10:00 AM

Dec 2025

SheltieLover

(81,303 posts)

23. Score one for brain plasticity!

Reply to Harker (Reply #20)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 10:19 AM

Dec 2025

👍

Blumancru

(285 posts)

17. Orders removal of plaque honoring the Tuskegee Airmen

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Dec 31, 2025, 09:52 AM

Dec 2025

While watching workers remove it, it slips and falls on him, knocking loose a piece of tartar sauce which has been fossilized by hate in his aorta. It lodges in his neck, cutting off what little blood flow he had. Radio stations in Russia play Swine Lake.
Mailorderia collects a bonus from Putin and retires to a castle on the Adriatic. She takes five showers a day to try to remove his stench, but cannot.