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Orrex

(66,502 posts) Thu Dec 4, 2025, 06:12 AM 10 hrs ago

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Mauled to death at Parque Zoobotânica Arruda Câmara?

Swept out to sea when he didn't keep *all* the hurricanes away?

Turned away at The Pearly Gates because of insufficient donations?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 10 hrs ago OP

"Swept out to sea by those 'non-existent' hurricanes?" hlthe2b 10 hrs ago #1

Holy shit is that real? Orrex 10 hrs ago #2

Pretty sure it is. I've seen similar video on Nat. Geo's "Shark Week"... hlthe2b 10 hrs ago #3

If we had those here, I would quit surfing. surfered 8 hrs ago #10

Something big brushed against me in the Atlantic once. Damn. twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #13

That is a scary feeling . surfered 7 hrs ago #21

Grim reaper promised him an award? SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 9 hrs ago #5

Plenty of hours left in this day. SheltieLover 9 hrs ago #6

I think that day is getting closer.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered 8 hrs ago #11

He was particularly orange yesterday. I'm still rooting for fatal overdose on orange facepaint LymphocyteLover 9 hrs ago #7

Just resting in peace at the Trump Institute of Peace Donkees 8 hrs ago #8

Today could be the day. Botany 8 hrs ago #9

His shelf life is near its end surfered 8 hrs ago #12

His expiration date was 1993. Throw him out of the refrigerator. twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #17

May has come and gone Botany 8 hrs ago #18

My cell phone does need charging surfered 8 hrs ago #14

Priorities my friend, priorities. twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #16

Crushed by tons of high sulfur bituminous coal thrown from Santa's Slay (sleigh). twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #15

He said he loves coal surfered 7 hrs ago #19

Unfortunately dalton99a 7 hrs ago #20

We'd all throw the orange out, wouldn't we? surfered 7 hrs ago #22

Absolutely! SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #23

Where I grew up they would say he passed over the river. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #24

Someday soon, we will see a breaking news alert that will make us happy LetMyPeopleVote 6 hrs ago #25

Hair helmet failed to protect his ugly head in a fall down the AF1 stairway Blue Owl 6 hrs ago #26