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Orrex

(66,502 posts) Thu Dec 4, 2025, 06:12 AM 6 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Mauled to death at Parque Zoobotânica Arruda Câmara?

Swept out to sea when he didn't keep *all* the hurricanes away?

Turned away at The Pearly Gates because of insufficient donations?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 6 hrs ago OP

"Swept out to sea by those 'non-existent' hurricanes?" hlthe2b 6 hrs ago #1

Holy shit is that real? Orrex 5 hrs ago #2

Pretty sure it is. I've seen similar video on Nat. Geo's "Shark Week"... hlthe2b 5 hrs ago #3

If we had those here, I would quit surfing. surfered 3 hrs ago #10

Something big brushed against me in the Atlantic once. Damn. twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #13

That is a scary feeling . surfered 2 hrs ago #21

Grim reaper promised him an award? SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 5 hrs ago #5

Plenty of hours left in this day. SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #6

I think that day is getting closer.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered 3 hrs ago #11

He was particularly orange yesterday. I'm still rooting for fatal overdose on orange facepaint LymphocyteLover 4 hrs ago #7

Just resting in peace at the Trump Institute of Peace Donkees 4 hrs ago #8

Today could be the day. Botany 4 hrs ago #9

His shelf life is near its end surfered 3 hrs ago #12

His expiration date was 1993. Throw him out of the refrigerator. twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #17

May has come and gone Botany 3 hrs ago #18

My cell phone does need charging surfered 3 hrs ago #14

Priorities my friend, priorities. twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #16

Crushed by tons of high sulfur bituminous coal thrown from Santa's Slay (sleigh). twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #15

He said he loves coal surfered 3 hrs ago #19

Unfortunately dalton99a 3 hrs ago #20

We'd all throw the orange out, wouldn't we? surfered 2 hrs ago #22

Absolutely! SheltieLover 2 hrs ago #23

Where I grew up they would say he passed over the river. twodogsbarking 2 hrs ago #24

Someday soon, we will see a breaking news alert that will make us happy LetMyPeopleVote 2 hrs ago #25

Hair helmet failed to protect his ugly head in a fall down the AF1 stairway Blue Owl 1 hr ago #26

hlthe2b

(112,358 posts)

1. "Swept out to sea by those 'non-existent' hurricanes?"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 06:16 AM

6 hrs ago

"Waiting!"

Orrex

(66,502 posts)

2. Holy shit is that real?

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 06:21 AM

5 hrs ago

I'm never getting within 10,000 miles of an ocean again!

hlthe2b

(112,358 posts)

3. Pretty sure it is. I've seen similar video on Nat. Geo's "Shark Week"...

Reply to Orrex (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 06:22 AM

5 hrs ago

surfered

(10,629 posts)

10. If we had those here, I would quit surfing.

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:31 AM

3 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(17,130 posts)

13. Something big brushed against me in the Atlantic once. Damn.

Reply to Orrex (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:35 AM

3 hrs ago

surfered

(10,629 posts)

21. That is a scary feeling .

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #13)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:37 AM

2 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

4. Grim reaper promised him an award?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 06:51 AM

5 hrs ago

Trampled by whiskey pete in his frenetic effort to avoid criticism for murder & war crimes?

niyad

(128,957 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 07:02 AM

5 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

6. Plenty of hours left in this day.

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 07:27 AM

4 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(10,629 posts)

11. I think that day is getting closer.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:32 AM

3 hrs ago

LymphocyteLover

(9,178 posts)

7. He was particularly orange yesterday. I'm still rooting for fatal overdose on orange facepaint

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 07:38 AM

4 hrs ago

Donkees

(33,320 posts)

8. Just resting in peace at the Trump Institute of Peace

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:06 AM

4 hrs ago

Botany

(76,057 posts)

9. Today could be the day.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:08 AM

4 hrs ago

Donny is a milk carton whose pull date is coming closer and closer.

surfered

(10,629 posts)

12. His shelf life is near its end

Reply to Botany (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:34 AM

3 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(17,130 posts)

17. His expiration date was 1993. Throw him out of the refrigerator.

Reply to surfered (Reply #12)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:42 AM

3 hrs ago

Botany

(76,057 posts)

18. May has come and gone

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #17)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:45 AM

3 hrs ago

surfered

(10,629 posts)

14. My cell phone does need charging

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:38 AM

3 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(17,130 posts)

16. Priorities my friend, priorities.

Reply to surfered (Reply #14)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:40 AM

3 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(17,130 posts)

15. Crushed by tons of high sulfur bituminous coal thrown from Santa's Slay (sleigh).

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 08:38 AM

3 hrs ago

Ho, ho, ho. Happy holidays and to all a good day.

surfered

(10,629 posts)

19. He said he loves coal

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #15)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:02 AM

3 hrs ago

dalton99a

(91,461 posts)

20. Unfortunately

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:14 AM

3 hrs ago

(Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images)

surfered

(10,629 posts)

22. We'd all throw the orange out, wouldn't we?

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #20)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:40 AM

2 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(75,538 posts)

23. Absolutely!

Reply to surfered (Reply #22)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:43 AM

2 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(17,130 posts)

24. Where I grew up they would say he passed over the river.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:55 AM

2 hrs ago

Worm food.

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,485 posts)

25. Someday soon, we will see a breaking news alert that will make us happy

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:17 AM

2 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(58,031 posts)

26. Hair helmet failed to protect his ugly head in a fall down the AF1 stairway

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:27 AM

1 hr ago

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