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Blumancru

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13. While golfing at Mag a Lardass a flock of geese simultaneously shit on his golf cart

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 10:58 AM

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Collapsing the roof on him. When he tries to crawl to safety the birds circle around, shitting once more on the survivors, finishing them off.
Mailorderia shrugs and goes shopping.

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