(Hope springs eternal)...

No, but karma & cholesterol are running neck & neck. Perhaps heading for a photo finish? Here they come, spinning out of the turn...

but out-leaned at the last second by a fatal spontaneous disassembly of the Tesla-made MRI machine during his 47th MRI of the year.

Bwahahaha! You won the thread!

or drop him off the coast of Venezuela so he can invade on his own.

Trump thinks it's a sanctuary city. Trips and falls into Lyle the Nile crocodile's mouth.

Lyle can show American crocodiles and gators how it's done

which are many, are as much on the heads of those who keep propping him up as they are on his. Maybe more so.The entire nest of vipers needs removal. Top to bottom.

Collapsing the roof on him. When he tries to crawl to safety the birds circle around, shitting once more on the survivors, finishing them off.
Mailorderia shrugs and goes shopping.

Secret Service is trying to pull him out by the legs, but his doughy, swollen ankles make grabbing on difficult. Fire-Rescue is on the way with the Jaws of Life. Things are touch 'n go at the moment.

near, or even in the same room with an MRI,........LOL Years ago, when AirPac tanks were made out of metal, two firefighters walked into a room with an MRI........May they rest in piece........

His tiny greasy fingers and thumbs swelled up from all that hysterical posting, and then ...